Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

Excellent Chris! It's about the first one on here that I haven't heard before. Very funny!

Two young boys are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. One leans over and asks the other, "What are you in here for?"

The second boy says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."

The second boy then asks the first, "What about you?" The first one says, "A circumcision."

The second boy replies, "Whoa, good luck, I had that done when I was born... Couldn't walk for a year.

A fella stood beside me at the bar he said "my mate fell of his motorbike".
I said "Really".
"Yup" he said " He has slight brain damage, 2 broken legs and a fractured collarbone"
I said " Fek me, no wonder he fell off it."

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he has a bright orange penis. The doctor takes a look and sure enough, the man's penis is bright orange.

The doctor asks the man about his daily habits to see if he could get a clue about the cause of the malady.

The man says "My day is pretty normal. I get up in the morning and go to work. My work is at a desk in an office so I don't come into contact with any strange chemicals. I come home after work, make myself dinner, watch a little TV then get ready for bed."

The doctor asks "Do you do anything before bed?"

The man says "Nothing unusual, I just eat cheetos and surf the web"

that's brilliant, casp3r

It probably works better if you know what Cheetos are, which I don't.

Roy Mathers wrote in post #16341705
It probably works better if you know what Cheetos are, which I don't.

They are cheese flavoured salty crisp that are coated in orangy coloured stuff that rubs off on your fingers.

http://www.fritolay.co​m …eetos-crunchy-cheese.html

Gives new meaning to Frito Lay.

lehmanncpa wrote in post #16342023
Gives new meaning to Frito Lay.

~Snicker~

Roy Mathers wrote in post #16341705
It probably works better if you know what Cheetos are, which I don't.

Wotsits.

Suddenly I hear that US Governments Shutdown can simply avoid by:

http://www.notechmagaz​ine.com …s-better-politicians.html

http://www.amazon.com …5&creativeASIN=​0345401026
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^^ Cringe inducing. But it makes a good point...

Stole these from another forum. Thought they were funny.

Father shark was swimming along with his son when they came upon a sinking cruise ship.

"We're going to have a great night! Lots of fun and plenty to eat, son" said the father shark. "We'll just wait around here for a bit". Sure enough, there were not enough life boats and plenty of humans were bobbing along in there life vests.

"First we're going to do what sharks do, and swim around these humans showing just one fin". So father and son cruise around the people just showing the one fin a few times.

"Next we're going to cruise around these humans and show all our fins". Again Father and son circle the bobbing humans a few times showing all their fins.

"Now we're going to go in a gorge ourselves on all these humans!" and father and son swim in and have a feast!

Later, while the two were laying about, overstuffed and drifting amongst the ruin of all these humans, the son asks his father "It was fun swimming around the humans showing our fins, but why didn't we just go ahead in and eat them?"

"Humans always taste better after you scare the **** out of them" replied the father.

"Humans always taste better after you scare the **** out of them" replied the father.

Good one.