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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Nov 26, 2013 11:32 |  #6361

Troutfisher , LOL , I really cracked up on this one ..still laughing about it..




  
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Nov 28, 2013 00:08 as a reply to  @ john123's post |  #6362

A boss calls a meeting:

Gentlemen,
I fully appreciate the need for an eye-opener upon waking.
A mid-morning pick-me-up is also understood.
A nooner is normal.
A mid-afternoon relaxer is also okay.
Many people like a cocktail in the evening.
And a nightcap before bed is pretty standard.
But this damned sip, sip, sip all day long has got to stop!




  
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Nov 29, 2013 08:38 |  #6363

Militant feminists; I take my hat off to them. They don't like that.

So what if I can't spell armaggedon. It's not the end of the world.

The chair of the Dyslexic Society was recently given an OBE. He said, "What's the point, I can't play the bloody thing."


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Nov 29, 2013 09:13 |  #6364

Good ones, Neil (shades of Tim Vine!).




  
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Nov 29, 2013 13:48 |  #6365

neil_r wrote in post #16488057 (external link)
The chair of the Dyslexic Society was recently given an OBE. He said, "What's the point, I can't play the bloody thing."

Dyslexic Society? I thought it was the National Dyslexics Association, also known as the DNA. ;)

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Good ones, Neil (shades of Tim Vine!).

Not to mention Milton Jones.


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Nov 29, 2013 14:23 |  #6366

Yes, I forgot about Milton Jones Garry.




  
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Nov 30, 2013 14:37 |  #6367

garryknight wrote in post #16488551 (external link)
Not to mention Milton Jones.

Roy Mathers wrote in post #16488616 (external link)
Yes, I forgot about Milton Jones Garry.

I told you not to mention him, Roy :D


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Nov 30, 2013 14:46 |  #6368

it's not a joke it is from a gym ads

"tired of being fat and ugly???

just be ugly , gym ......"


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Nov 30, 2013 14:50 |  #6369

garryknight wrote in post #16490782 (external link)
I told you not to mention him, Roy :D

Sorry Garry!




  
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Nov 30, 2013 18:19 |  #6370

garryknight wrote in post #16488551 (external link)
Dyslexic Society? I thought it was the National Dyslexics Association, also known as the DNA. ;)

Now I know I'm really lexdyic.. I looked at this and thought to myself: it would have been funnier if he had written the letter out of order.


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Dec 01, 2013 10:14 |  #6371

majix wrote in post #16490806 (external link)
it's not a joke it is from a gym ads

"tired of being fat and ugly???

just be ugly , gym ......"

It reminded me of this...

"I may be fat but you're ugly.
And I can diet"


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Dec 01, 2013 13:18 |  #6372

^^Reminds me of that old classic...


Lady Astor (a longtime enemy of Winston Churchill)... "Mr Churchill, You are drunk!"

Winston Churchill... "Lady Astor, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober!"


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Dec 01, 2013 13:21 as a reply to  @ Ricardo222's post |  #6373

:lol: ^^^ I like yours better


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Dec 01, 2013 13:27 |  #6374

Canajun wrote in post #16492953 (external link)
:lol: ^^^ I like yours better

:D:D

These tiffs between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill are no doubt apocryphal, but amusing none-the-less.

Lady Astor, at a state dinner...."Mr Churchill, if you were my husband I would have poisoned your coffee years ago!"

Churchill... "Lady Astor, if I was your husband, I would have drunk it gladly!"


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Dec 01, 2013 14:35 |  #6375

Those quotations are, as you can imagine Richard, very well-known in this country! :-)




  
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