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May 21, 2014 14:30 |  #16

mbellot wrote in post #16920444 (external link)
Too late, I have patented life, death and existence itself.

Send all your money to me or you must cease to exist immediately.

Except that I patented all forms of money, debt notes, payment tokens etc including - but not limited to - gold, diamonds, baseball cards, cigarettes, grain buckets, candy bars, ...


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May 21, 2014 23:24 |  #17

pwm2 wrote in post #16920453 (external link)
Except that I patented all forms of money, debt notes, payment tokens etc including - but not limited to - gold, diamonds, baseball cards, cigarettes, grain buckets, candy bars, ...

Lucky for me I also barter. ;)




  
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May 21, 2014 23:35 |  #18

mbellot wrote in post #16921521 (external link)
Lucky for me I also barter. ;)

Sorry mate, I've just patented bartering. Give me the equivalent of 20% of your proceeds.


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May 22, 2014 13:56 |  #19

yogestee wrote in post #16921539 (external link)
Sorry mate, I've just patented bartering. Give me the equivalent of 20% of your proceeds.

But I just patented the patenting of bartering. So you can just pass that money on to me.


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May 22, 2014 14:00 |  #20

kfreels wrote in post #16922720 (external link)
But I just patented the patenting of bartering. So you can just pass that money on to me.

Then I would have to sue - you can't involve any money because that would violate my patent that includes all forms of valuables or tokens. :cool:


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May 22, 2014 15:21 |  #21
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I patent patents. So you are all in violation




  
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May 22, 2014 15:45 |  #22
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I patented religion.....


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May 22, 2014 16:41 |  #23

CanonVsNikon wrote in post #16922919 (external link)
I patent patents. So you are all in violation

Well, my great Grand-daddy patented patents, as well as the copyright symbol, and since I'm the heir, you all owe me a bundle, hey, I'll even accept PayPal "gifts"!


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May 22, 2014 21:41 |  #24

tonylong wrote in post #16923077 (external link)
Well, my great Grand-daddy patented patents, as well as the copyright symbol, and since I'm the heir, you all owe me a bundle, hey, I'll even accept PayPal "gifts"!

Do you except Bitcoins or are they patented also?


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May 22, 2014 21:57 |  #25

yogestee wrote in post #16923641 (external link)
Do you except Bitcoins or are they patented also?

:)!

Well, we'll have to talk to the guy who patented money, he and I will have to work something out:)!


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