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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Jun 21, 2014 18:50 |  #6661

garryknight wrote in post #16985971 (external link)
The one my Dad used to tell us kids when we were small went like this:

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
And into Mary's bread and jam
His sooty foot 'e put.

It made us hoot, but then we were very small...

Hehe...our Dad used to do stuff like that too! I remember one that started..

"Sparkle sparkle little twink,
Who the hell you am I think..."

but I can't remember the rest of it!


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Jun 22, 2014 04:13 |  #6662

Mary had a little lamb...
She also had a bear...
I've often seen her little lamb...
but...




  
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Jun 22, 2014 11:25 as a reply to  @ Bend The Light's post |  #6663

Lots and lots of variations. Unfortunately, most of them are not suitable for a family forum.

Did you know that the "Mary had a little lamb" verse was the very first thing ever recorded and played on a phonograph?




  
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Jun 22, 2014 12:02 |  #6664

Yes.




  
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Jun 22, 2014 13:49 |  #6665

Roy Mathers wrote in post #16987303 (external link)
Yes.

Well of course you would!

How've you been, Roy?




  
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Jun 22, 2014 14:25 |  #6666

Fine thank you Roger - and you, I trust?




  
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Jun 22, 2014 18:53 as a reply to  @ Roy Mathers's post |  #6667

Still manage to get out of bed each day.




  
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Jun 22, 2014 19:13 |  #6668

Moderator edit. https://photography-on-the.net …548&highlight=T​ripod+joke
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Jun 23, 2014 05:21 |  #6669

A tourist in Thailand finds a discounted medical practice offering half price prostate examinations.
Since he's never had one before... And those nurses were gorgeous... Off he goes.
Right at his most vulnerable, his nurse says "Now at this point in time, it's not unusual to get all excited and get an erection..."
"I can assure you, I'm not enjoying this experience at all" he says.
"I wasn't talking to you, I was talking aloud to myself" she says.




  
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Jun 23, 2014 10:50 |  #6670

Mark Vuleta wrote in post #16988899 (external link)
A tourist in Thailand finds a discounted medical practice offering half price prostate examinations.
Since he's never had one before... And those nurses were gorgeous... Off he goes.
Right at his most vulnerable, his nurse says "Now at this point in time, it's not unusual to get all excited and get an erection..."
"I can assure you, I'm not enjoying this experience at all" he says.
"I wasn't talking to you, I was talking aloud to myself" she says.

I don't get it.


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Jun 23, 2014 11:23 |  #6671

Mark Vuleta wrote in post #16988899 (external link)
A tourist in Thailand finds a discounted medical practice offering half price prostate examinations.
Since he's never had one before... And those nurses were gorgeous... Off he goes.
Right at his most vulnerable, his nurse says "Now at this point in time, it's not unusual to get all excited and get an erection..."
"I can assure you, I'm not enjoying this experience at all" he says.
"I wasn't talking to you, I was talking aloud to myself" she says.

Traci_Ann wrote in post #16989465 (external link)
I don't get it.

http://en.wikipedia.or​g/wiki/Kathoey (external link)


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Jun 23, 2014 11:25 |  #6672

Traci_Ann wrote in post #16989465 (external link)
I don't get it.

you don't? I thought it was funny...


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Jun 23, 2014 11:43 |  #6673

... :|

Harm wrote in post #16989538 (external link)
you don't? I thought it was funny...

I get it now.


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Jun 23, 2014 13:11 |  #6674

:lol:


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Jun 24, 2014 00:07 |  #6675

Traci_Ann wrote in post #16989579 (external link)
... :|

I get it now.

I think that's funnier than the joke! :-)


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