And I here thought I was well endowed (in the lens department -- I imply nothing else!). After seeing this (yes, this is a picture I shot today with my puny 100-400 mm Mark II, half the length, quarter the weight, and sixth the price of the lens this little woman (perhaps a descendant of Louisa May Alcott, which would be tres apropos, this being Concord MA!)) carried like Atlas carried the Globe. But enough obscure literary references! I beat a fast retreat, tail (or what passes for it) between legs.
I think it's fair to say that my chances of spotting a bald eagle sporting a mohawk were better this day than having this chance encounter with a Canon 800mm in full flamingo camo.