yesterday I had a request to shoot a wedding. The client said she wanted to pay $800 tops, so I said I can do a 6 hour shoot for that much. Then she said her fiance wanted to pay $600. And I'm poor so I said fine.
Then she said she wants all the photos in UHQ, and all the rights to the photos. And then she said I can't use any of the photos to promote myself.
I said if you can find a photographer that can do all of that for $600 and still not suck, then hire them. Good bye.
Cheap people suck...