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Apr 29, 2016 20:47 |  #6991

LV Moose wrote in post #17989939 (external link)
All I know is, I broke off their horns as they slept, replaced the horns with bullets from my 357, sold most of the carcasses to a dog-food company, and had BBQ unicorn flank steaks for dinner.

No...I see where you're mistaken here. Ultimately, you enjoyed BBQ horse flank steaks. No horn, no unicorn. I don't make the rules, I just spout them as if I did.



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Apr 29, 2016 20:47 |  #6992

PineBomb wrote in post #17989970 (external link)
Did the dog food company take the horns with the carcasses, or--and I'm sure I'll regret asking--did you find some other use for them that you chose not to share with us?

Oh you KNOW he'll share when you phrase it like that.



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Apr 29, 2016 20:51 |  #6993

LV Moose wrote in post #17989939 (external link)
All I know is, I broke off their horns as they slept, replaced the horns with bullets from my 357, sold most of the carcasses to a dog-food company, and had BBQ unicorn flank steaks for dinner.

I'm sorry but if you go through the trouble of butchering an animal and only eat the flank steak then there are bigger problems afoot than your belief in unicorns...


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Apr 29, 2016 20:55 |  #6994

Erik S. Klein wrote in post #17989998 (external link)
I'm sorry but if you go through the trouble of butchering a horse and only eat the flank steak then there are bigger problems afoot than your belief in unicorns...

fixed it for you.



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Apr 29, 2016 20:59 |  #6995

All this talk of bbq and steaks is making me hungry!




  
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Apr 29, 2016 21:01 |  #6996

Erik S. Klein wrote in post #17989998 (external link)
I'm sorry but if you go through the trouble of butchering an animal and only eat the flank steak then there are bigger problems afoot than your belief in unicorns...

Vermin fan... did that just happen for your title or did I miss a whole chapter somewhere?...


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Apr 29, 2016 21:01 |  #6997

mikeinctown wrote in post #17990013 (external link)
All this talk of bbq and steaks is making me hungry!

My BBQ was great. My friend opened his own place after working for years at another. He smokes the meat and it's tender and falls apart so easily. Good stuff...nay, GREAT stuff.



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Apr 29, 2016 21:02 |  #6998

jay125 wrote in post #17990019 (external link)
My BBQ was great. My friend opened his own place after working for years at another. He smokes the meat and it's tender and falls apart so easily. Good stuff...nay, GREAT stuff.

Eew...


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Apr 29, 2016 21:02 |  #6999

Immaculens wrote in post #17990018 (external link)
Vermin fan... did that just happen for your title or did I miss a whole chapter somewhere?...

I believe that was pre-liberation. I could be wrong. I'm wrong at least once a year.

And eew? Surely you must enjoy good BBQ?



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Apr 29, 2016 21:04 |  #7000

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... I could be wrong. I'm wrong at least once a year.

I think you might be mistaken...


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Apr 29, 2016 21:06 |  #7001

Immaculens wrote in post #17990028 (external link)
I think you might be mistaken...

possibly. I'm mistaken more than I'm wrong.



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Apr 29, 2016 21:07 |  #7002

Erik S. Klein wrote in post #17989998 (external link)
I'm sorry but if you go through the trouble of butchering an animal and only eat the flank steak then there are bigger problems afoot than your belief in unicorns...

a) I couldn't eat the whole dang critter.
b) I don't believe in unicorns; they're all dead.

PineBomb wrote in post #17989970 (external link)
Did the dog food company take the horns with the carcasses, or--and I'm sure I'll regret asking--did you find some other use for them that you chose not to share with us?

Hooves and the not-so-pristine horns went to the glue factory; Magic Glue.
The really nice horns were rounded off a little, polished up, and can be found for sale at the Adult Shoppe in the various Moose Mosques around the country. I hear they work their magic as well.


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Apr 29, 2016 21:14 |  #7003

Immaculens wrote in post #17990018 (external link)
Vermin fan... did that just happen for your title or did I miss a whole chapter somewhere?...

You were napping.

We did movie quotes and ended up on Johnny Dangerously.

Danny Vermin had the best quotes... "I AM handicapped. I'm psychotic."

I am, indeed, a Vermin fan. Or about to be a Vermin fan. Or something.


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Apr 29, 2016 21:15 |  #7004

LV Moose wrote in post #17990034 (external link)
a) I couldn't eat the whole dang critter.

At least start with the good parts...

LV Moose wrote in post #17990034 (external link)
b) I don't believe in unicorns; they're all dead.

Sorry 'bout that. I was hungry.

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Apr 29, 2016 21:17 |  #7005

LV Moose wrote in post #17990034 (external link)
a) I couldn't eat the whole dang critter.
b) I don't believe in unicorns; they're all dead.

Hooves and the not-so-pristine horns went to the glue factory; Magic Glue.
The really nice horns were rounded off a little, polished up, and can be found for sale at the Adult Shoppe in the various Moose Mosques around the country. I hear they work their magic as well.

This is true. I have a matching set that compliment each other quite well.



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