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Whats Your Favourite Joke? (TOTALLY unrelated to photography)

 
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Aug 09, 2017 12:03 |  #7471

I was in love with this really great girl, she was amazing. She had her imperfections that turned off some people, and some of my friends didn't understand what I saw in her, but I knew she was the girl for me, I didn't care that she was cross-eyed. It started off great, but only a few months into our relationship I had to cut it off. I was blindsided and heartbroken by what she did, never saw it coming. I realized that during our relationship she was seeing another guy on the side.


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Aug 09, 2017 15:29 |  #7472

Citizensmith wrote in post #9201945 (external link)
This is Tiger (or as he is now known, The Cheetah), he has thrown his career in the toilet, but he didn't flush. Wait 6 months and he'll pull it back out, shake the worst off, and everyone will do their best to forget what caused those stains.

Reading some old jokes here and I saw this. Had to laugh!


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Aug 15, 2017 13:40 |  #7473

Kid came home yesterday and told me this one:
Why don't bears wear socks?
Bc they have BEAR feet.




  
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Aug 23, 2017 13:40 |  #7474


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Shampoo sounds like an unfortunate name for a hair product.
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Aug 23, 2017 14:39 as a reply to  @ CameraMan's post |  #7475

Love it!


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Aug 30, 2017 13:28 |  #7476

A guy visits a psychiatrist, who tells him he's crazy. The guy replies, 'I want a second opinion'. The psychiatrist replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too!'




  
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Aug 30, 2017 18:59 |  #7477

What do men like on bread but not on (female anatomy)?...

Crust.

Some weird sick joke my grandpa told me as a kid lol


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Aug 31, 2017 07:03 |  #7478

Sick enough not to share!




  
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Aug 31, 2017 19:23 |  #7479

Hope this isn't too soon...

International Space Station astronauts called Mission Control and said "Houston, you have a problem"




  
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Sep 01, 2017 10:49 |  #7480

Talley wrote in post #18441039 (external link)
What do men like on bread but not on (female anatomy)?...

Crust.

Some weird sick joke my grandpa told me as a kid lol


Roy Mathers wrote in post #18441281 (external link)
Sick enough not to share!

Some of us like crusty old women.


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Sep 01, 2017 21:53 |  #7481

What's another name for an apprentice lineman?

shock-absorber


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Sep 01, 2017 21:55 |  #7482

icopus wrote in post #18442538 (external link)
What's another name for an apprentice lineman?

shock-absorber

That would describe a censor, too.


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Sep 07, 2017 15:23 as a reply to  @ post 18372392 |  #7483

One of my faves ߘ




  
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Sep 07, 2017 15:26 |  #7484

How can you tell which end of a worm is the head?

Tickle the middle and see which end laughs




  
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Sep 21, 2017 19:39 |  #7485

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint


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