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Sep 03, 2018 04:18 |  #7846

jeffreybehr wrote in post #18698784 (external link)
I imagine that's funny to the millions who know something about rugby; that does NOT include me. :-)

we can fix that - do you have access to Google? :lol:


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Sep 04, 2018 11:23 |  #7847

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If the sandwich also had bananas, one could have been Elvis. Is he a hobby photographer?

I dunno but have always heard he did a lot of shooting. :-|




  
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Sep 04, 2018 11:26 |  #7848

I was visiting a buddy a couple of days ago when his young son came into the room and asked "Dad, what's a camel toe?"

My buddy gave me a blank look while I grinned from ear to ear and settled back in the chair to see how he would weasle his way around the question. To his credit, my buddy gave a very graphic and straightforward answer but his son looked confused. My buddy finally said "Why do you ask?"

And the lad replied "We have a school project about different types of travel around the world. I'm doing mine on the desert, and just wondered if camels pull stuff like huskies do."




  
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Sep 09, 2018 18:22 |  #7849

We just discovered we have an oven that CLEANS ITSELF by simply pushing a button! We're now searching our house for similar buttons.




  
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Sep 09, 2018 18:23 |  #7850

Hoof Arted wrote in post #18704413 (external link)
We just discovered we have an oven that CLEANS ITSELF by simply pushing a button! We're now searching our house for similar buttons.

Been there, done that. You won't find one in or on your cars either. :-(


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Sep 09, 2018 19:29 |  #7851

icopus wrote in post #18704414 (external link)
Been there, done that. You won't find one in or on your cars either. :-(

or your children!


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Sep 09, 2018 19:50 |  #7852

jeffreybehr wrote in post #18698784 (external link)
I imagine that's funny to the millions who know something about rugby; that does NOT include me. :-)

See icopus comment, rehash And ohlook
Not really about rugby, the ribbing we Ozzie's and New Zealander's give each other.
What he's saying is the Aussie's never see the try line as they're not up to the task.
This is where my ignorance comes in, but I gather it's the goal post etc.
As NZ is supreme, there's no way they'd let us Ozzie's near the scoring line, hence they would never see the white substance used to mark the lines on the playing field.
Stand to be corrected by my NZ foe across The Ditch. :-P

Actually it's very witty. I thought so.

Edit. Pays to read the whole thread  :p. But then I'm only an Aussie  :p



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Sep 10, 2018 04:35 |  #7853

Talk about over-explaining a joke to death!




  
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Sep 10, 2018 08:11 |  #7854

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Talk about over-explaining a joke to death!

Too much explaining, and it gets awkward. Too much awkward, and it gets funny. Full circle. Good times.


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Sep 10, 2018 15:38 |  #7855

The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard and put in long hours for very little pay. The blacksmith began teaching the lad and said "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil, and when I nod my head, you hit it with this sledge hammer." The apprentice did exactly as he was told.

Now he's the village blacksmith.




  
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Sep 10, 2018 20:56 |  #7856

icopus wrote in post #18704720 (external link)
Too much explaining, and it gets awkward. Too much awkward, and it gets funny. Full circle. Good times.

I have more. In the game in question, Australia (the Wallabies) did in fact cross the try line. Twice. So the premise of the joke is flawed ...

As you were.


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Sep 10, 2018 21:12 |  #7857

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I have more. In the game in question, Australia (the Wallabies) did in fact cross the try line. Twice. So the premise of the joke is flawed ...

As you were.

You just took it back to awkward.  :p


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Sep 10, 2018 22:05 |  #7858

icopus wrote in post #18705253 (external link)
You just took it back to awkward.  :p

Nah. It's just an Oz versus NZ thing. That's the real joke in all this. And that does get awkward  :p
You've got to be one or the other else it's all lost in your comprehension.



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Sep 11, 2018 10:08 |  #7859

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Nah. It's just an Oz versus NZ thing. That's the real joke in all this. And that does get awkward  :p
You've got to be one or the other else it's all lost in your comprehension.

Yes, I think. I think I just got lost.


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Sep 11, 2018 10:47 |  #7860

avondale87 wrote in post #18705276 (external link)
Nah. It's just an Oz versus NZ thing. That's the real joke in all this. And that does get awkward  :p
You've got to be one or the other else it's all lost in your comprehension.

I heard the joke at least fifteen years ago, in this country, but it referred to football.




  
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