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Whats Your Favourite Joke? (TOTALLY unrelated to photography)

 
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Sep 17, 2018 15:58 |  #7876

icopus wrote in post #18709986 (external link)
I subtly changed his quote.

I saw the blue. It wasn't so subtle. But you can see bright blue on the street here; also magenta, pink, green, . . .


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Sep 17, 2018 16:42 |  #7877

BEER

Not To Be Taken Lightly......

Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us?


Beer contains female hormones!Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!


Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.


( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:


1) Argued -over nothing.
2) Refused -to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained -weight.
4) Talked - excessively without making sense.
5) Became -overly emotional
6) Couldn't - drive.
7) Failed -to think rationally, and
8) Had -to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!


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Sep 17, 2018 17:06 |  #7878

Last time I heard that joke, it was a German university :-)




  
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Sep 17, 2018 19:17 |  #7879

drifter106 wrote in post #18710050 (external link)
BEER . . . To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

No comparison group consisting of female subjects was included in the experimental design, as women are too sensible to drink eight large beers within one hour.

Gotcha!


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Sep 18, 2018 08:36 |  #7880

OhLook wrote in post #18710171 (external link)
No comparison group consisting of female subjects was included in the experimental design, as women are too sensible to drink eight large beers within one hour.

Gotcha!

A true comparison group would be 100 men of age, social background and health similar to the test group, who did not imbibe the said quantity of beer within the test period.  :p


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Sep 18, 2018 08:45 |  #7881

It's a joke folks!




  
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Sep 18, 2018 08:50 |  #7882

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18710501 (external link)
It's a joke folks!

I'm thinking they're pontificating... and quite possibly in your direction. :-P


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Sep 18, 2018 10:17 |  #7883

OhLook wrote in post #18710171 (external link)
...women are too sensible to drink eight large beers within one hour.

Gotcha!

You've not been to Barnsley.


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Sep 18, 2018 11:28 |  #7884

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18710501 (external link)
It's a joke folks!

Yes, a misogynistic one. Someone tell me why racist jokes have become unacceptable and sexist jokes haven't.


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Sep 18, 2018 13:30 |  #7885

All I can say is that all my female friends find the joke very funny. Perhaps they are confident women who are not that easily offended.




  
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Sep 18, 2018 13:34 |  #7886

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18710628 (external link)
All I can say is that all my female friends find the joke very funny. Perhaps they are confident women who are not that easily offended.

Ooh, subtle!

Perhaps your friends find the joke funny because it makes good points about the shameful state that men get themselves into by drinking too much.


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Sep 18, 2018 18:31 |  #7887

What happened to the man who didn't pay the exorcist?

He was repossessed.


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Sep 19, 2018 04:43 |  #7888

Hey bro! Shotgun a beer with me!
No thanks.
Ya nerd. You wanna be cool, don't cha?
No. Thanks. I don't drink.
What are you, a wuss?
I don't drink.
Wussy! Wussy! Wussy!
Please stop, grandma. Just... stop.




  
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Sep 19, 2018 18:50 |  #7889

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his
nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."


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Sep 20, 2018 07:00 |  #7890

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18710628 (external link)
All I can say is that all my female friends find the joke very funny. Perhaps they are confident women who are not that easily offended.

Our perhaps those confident women have learned to fake appreciation as one way of not getting crosswise with males who are in positions of power over them.

It's been changing for a while now and one fine day the power balance between male and female will be close enough to balance that category of joke will raise no questions. Until then, this spouse of an accomplished wife, father of an accomplished daughter and mentor to female professions who had to endure heaps of garbage to survive has a fine pair of rabbit years for denigration even in the form of humor.


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