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Whats Your Favourite Joke? (TOTALLY unrelated to photography)

 
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Oct 17, 2018 07:57 as a reply to  @ post 18730651 |  #8011

Reminds me of the Top Gear episode about the Reliant Robin (external link). Hilarious!


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Oct 17, 2018 08:37 |  #8012

Why all capitals?




  
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Oct 17, 2018 13:25 |  #8013

Roy Mathers wrote in post #18730707 (external link)
Why all capitals?

I assume the joke was written by the panicked driver of the Reliant.


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Oct 21, 2018 06:22 |  #8014

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Oct 22, 2018 17:22 |  #8015

My buddy says there is nothing scarier than logging into Facebook and seeing that someone he was secretly with last night has uploaded 32 photos.




  
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Oct 22, 2018 21:43 |  #8016

It is solipsistic in here or is it just me?


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Oct 25, 2018 07:33 |  #8017

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please".


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Oct 25, 2018 22:27 |  #8018

A good Latin student never declines sex.




  
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Oct 25, 2018 23:00 |  #8019

I love telling dad jokes but I don't have any kids. I guess that makes me a faux pa.


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Oct 25, 2018 23:01 |  #8020

Pippan wrote in post #18736668 (external link)
I love telling dad jokes but I don't have any kids. I guess that makes me a faux pa.

Nicely played!


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Oct 26, 2018 00:38 |  #8021

My girlfriend keeps accusing me of stalking her.

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Oct 26, 2018 05:01 |  #8022

It'll soon be time to move the clocks back again. It's easy for me to remember the "Spring Forward, Fall Back" concept because it's like real life... you spring forward, make a little bit of progress, and then fall back.




  
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Oct 26, 2018 05:03 |  #8023

I'll be at everyone's Halloween parties this year, so watch for me. I'm going as the invisible man.




  
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Oct 26, 2018 07:02 |  #8024

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Why bother going if you're invisible?




  
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Oct 26, 2018 11:28 |  #8025

backn4th wrote in post #18736806 (external link)
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Why bother going if you're invisible?

He can gawk at the other guests and eat all the snacks. If he also has an invisible camera, he can get lots of candids.


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