ozziepuppy wrote in post #18763886
A COUNTRY BALLAD"I have a 7DII,
Yes, I do.
I have a 7DII.
And I do love that 7DII.
But then I got a hankerin' for that new little EOS R.
So cute! So many promises of
Good times together.
I had no choice but to be looking!And I just couldn't resist!
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Now how I love my EOS R!
She's definitely the one for me.
So glad I pursued her
Moved into the future
The R mount is where it's at
For those with discerning tastes!
Oh wait. I mean, I don't love the EOS R after all.
Not any more!
The love is gone.
Gone, gone, gone away is the love.
So I abandoned, I mean rejected, I mean returned my darling EOS R.
(Though I kept the photos of the good times.
Memories, such memories!
They just stay on your hard drive
And in your heart)
Yes, our brief relationship ended so soon.
The flame, it burned brightly!
But I questioned my decision nightly!
And so our time together was cut short.
So very short.
Short like a squirrel.
Like a delicate little red squirrel.
Scrunched up in a tree.
Short like that.
Very short.
Maybe a week
Or so.
A short week.
And so I went back to my wonderful, faithful dear 7DII.
My one and only
that has been faithful and true
Through lo, these many years together
Shooting foxes
And birds
And moose
And elk
And all kinds of other critters as well.
Such as squirrels.
(But not those nasty grey squirrels.
No sir! Not them!)
Oh NO! Now I miss My EOS R!
I'm simply PINING AWAY for my wonderful EOS R!
I should have given my beloved EOS R much more of a chance!
We hardly had time for a real romance!
We could have made such sweet photos together!
Whatever was I thinking?
I see others, all so happy, so very happy with their R's
And I think
That somehow,
Somehow I have made a sad, sad
Very very very sad
Yes, very sad mistake.
A sad mistake.
As sad a mistake as mistaking a red squirrel
For a grey squirrel.
(Yes, that sad.)
But then...
Oh, happy day!
Oh happy, HAPPY day!
I got ANOTHER EOS R!
Yes, I have replaced the missing piece.
My heart is once again complete!
Oh my goodness, I really DO love the EOS R!
The photos are sharp, oh so sharp!
That I cry out to the sun in the day,
And to the stars each night
(Those sharp, sharp stars
Those are the ones I'm talkin' about)
I cry out and say,
Just look at that fur!
Feast your eyes on those feathers!
That eye!
My oh my,
You can see ME in that eye!
And as the years go by I'm going to explore
More and more
All of the ins and outs of this beautiful little EOS R delicacy
This photographic morsel that is truly a golden gift
From the Canon camera gods,
And I will never, NEVER look back!
Not ever?
No, NEVER!
But alas!
Oh alas, for I have just realized:
I miss my 7DII every day."
(sad guitar strumming as the stage goes dark)
(I hope you realize that I am
really just kidding! You should know that the reason I find your comments so entertaining is because I am exactly the same way! You seriously do not want to hear all of the things that go on in my head every time I make a decision about something, including camera gear! And it goes without saying that I absolutely am in awe of your photos. as I have said before. The funny thing is that you could be shooting with a homemade pinhole camera and your photos would still be better than mine, so I am in no way being critical!! You are an awesome photographer, Jeff. Now if you just had a good camera. . .LOL!)