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Whats Your Favourite Joke? (TOTALLY unrelated to photography)

 
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Nov 22, 2018 12:57 |  #8071

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Good joke but it left fingerprints on my monitor.


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Nov 26, 2018 17:59 |  #8072

We invited some cannibals for thanksgiving. They showed up late so we gave them the cold shoulder.




  
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Nov 26, 2018 22:13 |  #8073

Capn Jack wrote in post #18759119 (external link)
We invited some cannibals for thanksgiving. They showed up late so we gave them the cold shoulder.

Im sure next year theyll have some friends over for dinner.


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Nov 30, 2018 15:55 |  #8074

A blond was weed whacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, that was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WalMart!

Why WalMart??

HELLOOOOOOO!

Everyone knows that WalMart is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!


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Nov 30, 2018 22:01 |  #8075

A1original wrote in post #18761784 (external link)
A blond was weed whacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, that was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WalMart!

Why WalMart??

HELLOOOOOOO!

Everyone knows that WalMart is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!

Groan!


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Dec 02, 2018 03:18 |  #8076

I took the shell off my racing snail to see if it went any faster.

If anything though, it just made it more sluggish.


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Dec 03, 2018 15:01 |  #8077

I recently retired and I want to move to Hawaii just like my dad did. He never moved to Hawaii but he always wanted to, and now I want to as well. Just like dad.




  
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Dec 03, 2018 15:02 |  #8078

When your kid gets sick the advice you get is to literally let him do drugs and stay out of school.




  
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Dec 03, 2018 15:02 |  #8079

"Besides posting jokes on Photography-on-the.net during this job interview," she said, "what would you say is your biggest weakness?"




  
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Dec 03, 2018 15:03 |  #8080


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Dec 06, 2018 03:05 |  #8081

Conversation over dinner
Mom: How was your day in school
Kid: fine we had physics
M: what did you do in physics
K We had about electricity
M.yes??
K: yes we put power to a lamp and it lit up. then we did the same with an electric motor but it resulted in sparks and smoke
M: what did your teacher say about that
K: NGNNGGNNGNGNGNGNG


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Dec 09, 2018 14:30 |  #8082

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 789.


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Dec 09, 2018 17:24 |  #8083

I don't know why so many people sniff coke. I tried it once and the bubbles really stung my sinuses.


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Dec 10, 2018 02:45 |  #8084

Spencerphoto wrote in post #18767646 (external link)
I don't know why so many people sniff coke. I tried it once and the bubbles really stung my sinuses.

Try Pepsi next time.


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Dec 10, 2018 02:51 |  #8085

hqqns wrote in post #18767852 (external link)
Try Pepsi next time.

Actually thats even worse


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