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Whats Your Favourite Joke? (TOTALLY unrelated to photography)

 
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Dec 14, 2018 20:20 |  #8101

My mate threw a boomerang a couple of years ago, and now lives in constant fear.


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Dec 18, 2018 06:13 |  #8102

If you're losing an argument with your woman you can immediately win the argument by saying "My mom was right about you."

Results may vary.




  
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Dec 18, 2018 06:17 |  #8103

Today's Tip: Bakeries don't check ID's and that means you can buy a birthday cake any day you want to.




  
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Dec 19, 2018 02:35 |  #8104

What do you get from crossing a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite


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Dec 21, 2018 12:09 |  #8105

Two chemists walked into a bar and one ordered H20. The other said, "I'll have H2O, too" and was dead within minutes.


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Dec 21, 2018 13:51 |  #8106

Pippan wrote in post #18775389 (external link)
Two chemists walked into a bar and one ordered H20. The other said, "I'll have H2O, too" and was dead within minutes.

He he hydrogen peroxide


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Dec 21, 2018 14:40 |  #8107

soeren wrote in post #18775453 (external link)
He he hydrogen peroxide

Who’s bleaching their hair?


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Dec 23, 2018 21:54 |  #8108

A police officer called the station on his radio:
“I have and interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped”.
“Have you arrested the woman?”

“Not yet. The floor’s still wet.”


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Dec 24, 2018 06:58 |  #8109

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


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Dec 24, 2018 07:04 |  #8110

Merry Christmas! And to all my atheist friends, Happy Tuesday!




  
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Dec 24, 2018 07:13 |  #8111

Pippan wrote in post #18777130 (external link)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A meaningless rhetorical question, perhaps?


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Dec 24, 2018 08:26 |  #8112

One more for today:

Dad, did you know in other countries you don’t know who your wife is until you get married?

It’s like that everywhere, son…

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hannukah, Joyeux Noël, Frohe Weihnachten and whatever else you celebrate, folks.


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Dec 24, 2018 09:30 |  #8113

The boy who was promised 25$ for every goal he made in soccer.
Dad I made 4 goals today. The dad handing over the 100$
So what was the score?
We lost 4-1


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Dec 24, 2018 14:36 |  #8114

It occurs to me that some of you may not know what an Aussie Kiss is. It's like a French Kiss except you do it Down Under.

Merry Christmas!


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Dec 25, 2018 02:12 |  #8115

Pippan wrote in post #18777393 (external link)
It occurs to me that some of you may not know what an Aussie Kiss is. It's like a French Kiss except you do it Down Under.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, the Aussie Kiss thing ...... depends on who’s performing it I guess whether I’d like one or not  :p


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