Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

Deare$t Dad:
Am doing well in $chool. I'm making lot$ of friend$ and am $tudying very hard. I have lot$ of $tuff and can't think of a $ingle thing I need, $o plea$e ju$t $end me a $hort note becau$e I $imply want to hear from you.
$ent with all my love,
Your $tudious $on


Dear Son:
Even with the ecoNOmy being as bad as it has been, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and you canNOt study hard eNOugh. Still, NOthing pleased me more that to NOtice how inNOvative you are. I'm very hoNOred to say you could be GoverNOr some day.

Much love,
Your piaNO playing Dad

Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup?

A. The Wallabies.

That's right and they will be watching from the other end next weekend when they meet England.

And what do you call 15 blokes sat on an aircraft looking unhappy?

A. The Irish team.

Grampa, what music did you like when you were growing up?
Led Zeppelin
Who?
Yeah, them too.
Huh?
What?
Who?
Yeah.

Childhood injuries:
Hit in face with a baseball
Wrecked my bicycle
Fell out of a tree

Adult injuries:
Sneezed too hard
Slept wrong
Reached for something on a shelf

When they make an omelet in France they use only one egg, because in France one egg is an oeuf.

Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup Final?

A. The All Blacks.

john crossley wrote in post #18950631
Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup Final?

A. The All Blacks.

Don't think so mate

kiwichris wrote in post #18950647
Don't think so mate

I do

19 -- 7

Jonzjob wrote in post #18950660
I do

19 -- 7

I am actually not sure they would be watching it, if they lose. In truth it does not matter to me, one way or another. Silly to get so intensely emotional over what is really, just a game.

BIF

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kiwichris wrote in post #18950647
Don't think so mate

It would seem the Kiwis are watching, well done England. Congratulations.

They may as well watch it as they can't go home until next week. They might come 3rd ? Or 4th ??

That was a fantastic game, for just a game (?) and didn't England do well against the 16 players on the Kiwi side. That includes the 'OFFICIAL' watching the TV in the lorry in the car park of course.

In The News: Woman Delivers 22 Pound Baby

The baby is reported to be healthy and should be walking in about a year.

Same for the mom.

HUSBAND: Did you order 100 tennis balls from Amazon?

WIFE: No.

DOG: [pretends to read newspaper]