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Oct 19, 2019 11:41 | #8776

Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup?

A. The Wallabies.

I've just caught my wedding vegetables in the flange!!!
You've got the face of an angel and the willy of the Loch Ness monster.

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Oct 19, 2019 12:03 | #8777

That's right and they will be watching from the other end next weekend when they meet England.

And what do you call 15 blokes sat on an aircraft looking unhappy?

A. The Irish team. :twisted:

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Oct 23, 2019 14:23 | #8778

Grampa, what music did you like when you were growing up?
Led Zeppelin
Who?
Yeah, them too.
Huh?
What?
Who?
Yeah.

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Oct 23, 2019 14:23 | #8779

Childhood injuries:
Hit in face with a baseball
Wrecked my bicycle
Fell out of a tree

Adult injuries:
Sneezed too hard
Slept wrong
Reached for something on a shelf

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Oct 23, 2019 14:24 | #8780

When they make an omelet in France they use only one egg, because in France one egg is an oeuf.

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Oct 26, 2019 05:08 | #8781

Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup Final?

A. The All Blacks.

I've just caught my wedding vegetables in the flange!!!
You've got the face of an angel and the willy of the Loch Ness monster.

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Oct 26, 2019 05:52 | #8782

john crossley wrote in post #18950631

Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup Final?

A. The All Blacks.

Don't think so mate

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Oct 26, 2019 06:27 | #8783

kiwichris wrote in post #18950647

Don't think so mate

I do :twisted:

19 -- 7 8-) 8-)

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Oct 26, 2019 07:21 | #8784

Jonzjob wrote in post #18950660

I do

19 -- 7

I am actually not sure they would be watching it, if they lose. In truth it does not matter to me, one way or another. Silly to get so intensely emotional over what is really, just a game.

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Oct 26, 2019 07:22 | #8785

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Oct 26, 2019 07:31 | #8786

kiwichris wrote in post #18950647

Don't think so mate

It would seem the Kiwis are watching, well done England. Congratulations.

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Oct 26, 2019 10:48 | #8787

They may as well watch it as they can't go home until next week. They might come 3rd ? Or 4th ?? :-P

That was a fantastic game, for just a game (?) and didn't England do well against the 16 players on the Kiwi side. That includes the 'OFFICIAL' watching the TV in the lorry in the car park of course. :rolleyes:

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Oct 28, 2019 07:37 | #8788

In The News: Woman Delivers 22 Pound Baby

The baby is reported to be healthy and should be walking in about a year.

Same for the mom.

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Oct 28, 2019 07:39 | #8789

HUSBAND: Did you order 100 tennis balls from Amazon?

WIFE: No.

DOG: [pretends to read newspaper]

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Oct 28, 2019 07:44 | #8790

Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up and talk like a pirate at Captain's Fish & Chips in Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire you eat for free.

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