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Mar 29, 2020 01:00 |  #9121

I hate it when I see some old person and then realise we went to high school together.


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Mar 29, 2020 02:56 |  #9122

Pippan wrote in post #19035693 (external link)
I hate it when I see some old person and then realise we went to high school together.

And by confronting the person "hey you were in my class in highschool" you get the ansver " what subject did you teach"


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Mar 29, 2020 08:24 |  #9123

https://www.henrythorn​ton.com …-%E2%80%93-by-John-Cleese (external link)

Attributed to John Cleese, UK virus alert




  
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Mar 29, 2020 15:55 |  #9124

Capn Jack wrote in post #19035883 (external link)
https://www.henrythorn​ton.com …-%E2%80%93-by-John-Cleese (external link)

Attributed to John Cleese, UK virus alert

funny but 'Ouch'!


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Mar 29, 2020 16:25 |  #9125

This was written many years before the coronavirus arrived, but I can't remember the original subject!




  
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Mar 29, 2020 16:44 |  #9126

Roy Mathers wrote in post #19036191 (external link)
This was written many years before the coronavirus arrived, but I can't remember the original subject!

I thought it sounded familiar, but I can't remember the original, either.




  
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Mar 29, 2020 16:57 |  #9127

I've just discovered that it was the terrorist threat in the UK in 2011.




  
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Apr 01, 2020 19:36 |  #9128

A fellow returning from overseas was suspected of having Covid-19, so they told him he would have to go into isolation and would be fed on a diet of pancakes for breakfast, and unleavened bread and pizza for other meals.

He asked if this new diet would help him fight the virus.

They replied no, but it's what we can slide under the door...


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Apr 02, 2020 02:42 |  #9129

Tron, that started my day with a giggle mate :mrgreen::mrgreen:

https://www.youtube.co​m/watch?v=MMBh-eo3tvE (external link)


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Apr 02, 2020 04:42 |  #9130

It has no doubt been here many times but always worth another round.... and semi applicable to today...
Three deaf men on the underground - socially distant
Andrew: Is this Wembley?
Bob: No, it’s Thursday
Charles: Me too, let’s go and get a beer...


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Apr 02, 2020 08:22 |  #9131

No way Nic, the pubs are shut mate


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Apr 02, 2020 08:52 |  #9132

True - but there are deliveries!


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Apr 02, 2020 10:01 |  #9133

True, but there's 3 of them init. Yer only allowed 2 unless they are the same householders -?

I know about the deliveries. We have had several bringing the essentials like beer. Well, we got to keep hydrated.:-P


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Apr 02, 2020 10:44 |  #9134

okay okay


Two deaf brothers from the same household on the underground - socially distant - on a vitally necessary trip of some sort

Andrew: Is this Wembley?
Bob: No, it’s Thursday
Andrew: Me too, let’s go and get a beer... just had a delivery of essentials

:rolleyes:


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Apr 02, 2020 10:48 |  #9135

An amendment to the thread title. " No Bullying"


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