Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

John is a that a request for an answer?
I'd leave it and save an argument,
But then I'd hope you meant it as a compliment

Id take the free points and cheap goodwill

Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they go to the Unemployment Office.
Asked his occupation, the first guy says, "Panty Stitcher.
I sew the elastic onto cotton panties."
The Clerk looked up Panty Stitcher.
Finding it classed as Unskilled Labor, she gives him $300, a week's Unemployment Pay.
The second guy was asked his occupation.
"Diesel Fitter," he replies.
Since Diesel Fitter is a Skilled job the Clerk gives the second guy $600 a week.
When the first guy finds out he's furious.
He storms back in to find out why his friend and co-worker is collecting double his pay.
The Clerk explains: "Panty Stitchers are Unskilled and Diesel Fitters are Skilled Labor."
"What skill?" yells the Panty Stitcher.
"I sew the elastic on and he pulls on it and says, 'Yep, Diesel Fitter' "

I have much more taste than my wife will ever have!

And I can prove it any day of the week at any time, easily.

Anyway I wish to say

I know that you would like to know why that is?

Well, it is easy really as you will see. She is obviously much more intelligent that I am and that is not the least of it but I have much more good taste!

The reason that I know this is quite obvious when you think about it, but when I tell people that I have the better taste I am almost ridiculed.

Easy really when you look at it.

The reason? I chose her. Look at who she chose

An old man is being massaged.

"Do you fancy super sex?" asks the masseuse.

"On balance, I'll have the soup," he says.

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she
said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."

he wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" said the wife.

"Just hold it's little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

Photographer: someone who packs $5000 worth of gear into a car and drives 100 miles to make $50.

That joke used to refer to a musician

True. Most musicians don't do as well as that any more

NixEre wrote in post #19051209
True. Most musicians don't do as well as that any more

Not sure most photographers do either

Two mice in a film archive eating film
First mouse: "I don't think much of this film!!"
Second Mouse looks at the film box and responds "I'm not surprised, the book was rubbish!"