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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Apr 22, 2020 20:50 |  #9196

What do you get if you cross an Agnostic, Insomniac and a Dyslexic ?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.


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Apr 28, 2020 05:14 |  #9197

That sums me up in one, but I aint dysluquesex -?

I have been wondering if anyone has suggested using Norton anti virus to a certain North American president :rolleyes::rolleyes::twisted:

But Avast might be better? :-P Either would beat the something, I can't remember what, out of disenfectants.


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Apr 28, 2020 08:15 |  #9198

I don't suppose he can spell 'disinfectants' either John! :-)




  
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Apr 28, 2020 10:16 |  #9199

Roy Mathers wrote in post #19054245 (external link)
I don't suppose he can spell 'disinfectants' either John! :-)

someone posted elsewhere that he should be charged with bleach of the peace, and domestos abuse.


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Apr 28, 2020 13:25 |  #9200

He's totally Harpic, you know, clean round the bend :rolleyes:

Desinfektants Roy? You should know by now that I never make mastikes mate -?


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Apr 28, 2020 14:01 as a reply to  @ Jonzjob's post |  #9201

Why would you bring Canada into this ? 8-)




  
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Apr 28, 2020 14:07 |  #9202

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Apr 28, 2020 14:54 |  #9203

?? -?-?-?

Has Canada bin dysenphequted (french spelling?) as well :-(


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Apr 28, 2020 16:25 as a reply to  @ Jonzjob's post |  #9204

Jeesus - it’s a joke thread ... he said NA ... assuming Trump eh - Canada is in fact the largest NA country ... so there it is. Get it ... right ? :-)




  
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Apr 28, 2020 16:47 |  #9205

No, sorry, this Brit doesn't understand the NA reference!




  
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Apr 28, 2020 17:30 as a reply to  @ Roy Mathers's post |  #9206

Sorry for the confusion at this point - I was jokingly replying to the Jonzjob post 9199 - I thought the quote would carry with the reply - no good. Then, I scratched my beard ( which I don’t have ) and thought those good ol chaps will get it ... might even buy me a drink.
NA is short for North America - carry on gentlemen ... I’m easing out .....




  
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Apr 28, 2020 18:06 |  #9207

COVID pickup lines

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You’re Wearing?
You can’t spell virus without U and I
If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
Are you COVID-19? Because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
One-ply? Two-ply? Neither. The only thing I’m looking for is your re-ply
Can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t




  
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Apr 28, 2020 21:19 |  #9208

Jonzjob wrote in post #19054189 (external link)
That sums me up in one, but I aint dysluquesex -?

I have been wondering if anyone has suggested using Norton anti virus to a certain North American president :rolleyes::rolleyes::twisted:

But Avast might be better? :-P Either would beat the something, I can't remember what, out of disenfectants.

I think he would respond more positively to Kaspersky (it has that Russian connection)...


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Apr 29, 2020 00:41 |  #9209

Imagine a virus bragging contest
Smallpox: I killed Millions and almost wiped out an entire population
The plaque: i wiped out 1/3 of europes population and made the doctors dress funky
Covid-19: I had a President suggest shoving Up an UV light in peoples asses as a cure

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Apr 29, 2020 03:25 |  #9210

Codda, when I refereed to a 'certain' NA president I wasn't thinking of the bit between the US states mate, so don't leave ;-)a

I didn't think of that Trevor. That would be a much better bet mate :mrgreen:

He would get the CD, complete dose, and heat it till it smoked and breath in the antivirus smoke I suppose -?

Or he might get it on an SD, specific dose, and do the same, but as it's smaller it may be for less infected cases?-?


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