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Jonzjob in the land of Donald Duck ![]() 1,790 posts Gallery: 188 photos Likes: 4024 Joined Apr 2012 Location: Ex Nr Carcassonne S France. Now NW Wiltshire, Blighty More info | May 18, 2020 16:57 | #9271 Which one My ambition for a good while is to grow old disgracefully. So far my wife tells me that I am doing really well!
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May 19, 2020 01:06 | #9272 My therapist told me I have trouble verbalising my emotions. I can't say I'm surprised. Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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NixEre Goldmember ![]() More info | May 19, 2020 02:18 | #9273 Diode - ___
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soeren "only intermitent functional" 942 posts Likes: 570 Joined Nov 2017 More info Post edited 9 months ago by soeren. (2 edits in all) | May 19, 2020 04:13 | #9274 Jonzjob wrote in post #19065015 ![]() Just a couple more alternative meanings? Diode. - a Welsh poem Don Juan. - the present US president has been re-elected Transmission. - sex change I thought that was something religious like a new order of nunks in Thailand If history has proven anything. it's that evolution always wins!!
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Jonzjob in the land of Donald Duck ![]() 1,790 posts Gallery: 188 photos Likes: 4024 Joined Apr 2012 Location: Ex Nr Carcassonne S France. Now NW Wiltshire, Blighty More info | May 20, 2020 05:54 | #9275 My ambition for a good while is to grow old disgracefully. So far my wife tells me that I am doing really well!
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Inse Goldmember ![]() More info | May 20, 2020 09:13 | #9276 ...Dear Mom & Dad, RAY
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May 20, 2020 21:46 | #9277 I tried taking some high resolution photos of a local farmland... they all turned out a bit grainy.
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May 20, 2020 22:28 | #9278 A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
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Tronhard Senior Member ![]() More info Post edited 9 months ago by Tronhard. | May 21, 2020 02:10 | #9279 For years a border patrol agent, who was working the afternoon and evening shift on the US/Mexican border would see a Mexican citizen return to his home after working in the US for the day. He became suspicious and finally convinced that the fellow was carrying contraband, but each time he searched the man and his bicycle he found nothing. His managers commented that there was little ability for him to conceal anything. "All the beauty of life is made up of light and shadow", Leo Tolstoy;
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Jonzjob in the land of Donald Duck ![]() 1,790 posts Gallery: 188 photos Likes: 4024 Joined Apr 2012 Location: Ex Nr Carcassonne S France. Now NW Wiltshire, Blighty More info | May 21, 2020 02:17 | #9280 My ambition for a good while is to grow old disgracefully. So far my wife tells me that I am doing really well!
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PhotosGuy Cream of the Crop ![]() More info | May 21, 2020 12:18 | #9281 Say "Jabnah"! FrankC - 20D, RAW, Manual everything...
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May 21, 2020 14:22 | #9282 I am not sure we would look that different now with all our Covid masks ! _____________
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Inse Goldmember ![]() More info | May 23, 2020 09:57 | #9283 A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. RAY
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Archibald You must be quackers! ![]() More info | May 23, 2020 15:19 | #9284 My first post in this thread... found this one in the dusty archives. Canon R5, Canon 90D, assorted Canon lenses, Sony RX10 IV
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Jonzjob in the land of Donald Duck ![]() 1,790 posts Gallery: 188 photos Likes: 4024 Joined Apr 2012 Location: Ex Nr Carcassonne S France. Now NW Wiltshire, Blighty More info | May 23, 2020 16:37 | #9285 Archibald wrote in post #19067924 ![]() My first post in this thread... found this one in the dusty archives. Guy walks into a bar, sits down, slaps fifty bucks on the counter and says to the bartender, "I want a beer and I want to make a bet." Bartender gets him his beer. "Here's your beer... now what's the bet?" Guy says, "I bet you that fifty bucks that I can bite my eyeball." Bartender figures, hey no chance of losing and agrees. Guy reaches up, whips out his glass eye and chomps on it. Bartender pays him $50, he finishes his beer and walks out. Next week, same guy walks in, sits down, slaps a $50 on the counter and says, "I wanna beer and I want to make a bet." Bartender gets him his beer, and asks what the bet is this week. Guy says, "I bet you that $50 I can bite my other eye." Bartender figures there's no way the guy's got two glass eyes, so he takes the bet. Guy takes out his false teeth, reaches up and chomps on his other eye. Bartender pays him $50, he finishes his beer and walks out. Another week goes by. Same guy comes back, with four friends this time. They sit at a table and order a round of drinks. The guy goes up to the bar and puts $100 on the counter. "What's this?" asks the bartender. "Double or nothin' time?" "That's right", says the guy. "I bet you that $100 I can stand here on your bar and piss clear across the room into a shot glass and not spill a drop." "Yeah, right," says the bartender. "There's no way. You're on." So the guy climbs on to the bar, aims across the room and starts going. He's makin' one hell of a mess, spraying all over the place, not getting any in the shot glass. The bartender's killing himself laughing at this one. Guy finishes, climbs down, and bartender says, "Hah, I knew you couldn't do it! Where's my $100?" "Go ahead and laugh," says the guy. "Here's your hundred. But see those guys over there?" pointing to his friends. "I bet each of them $100 I could walk in here, piss all over the place, and not get thrown out!" That really is taking the piss My ambition for a good while is to grow old disgracefully. So far my wife tells me that I am doing really well!
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