Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him…
… and during her questions about his life, she asked
him if he had ever had sex.
“Tarzan not know sex.” he replied.
Jane explained to him what it was.
Tarzan said, “Ohhh…Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, Jane said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but
I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
“Here.” she said, pointing to her privates, “You must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed,
“What did you do that for?!”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”

the beastie boys are releasing a 5 part chronology of their recordings.

parts A-D are all going to be released for free with no requirements to get them.

but, you have to fight for your right to part E

But as I don't like the beast E boys you have my permission to leave A to F off

FINALLY ... THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on It.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "It’s okay ma’am, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop ... "

She wasn't from Essex was she?

Bigamist - a cloud over Italy.

….atsa bigamist…. *with Italian accent*

Fairly relavent?

Why did Michael Jackson shop at K-Mart?

Because he heard that little boy's pants where half off.

This joke isn't incredible, but I feel like the context is. A couple of nights ago at dinner, my wife and I were discussing Chat GPT, which we had both heard of but knew very little about. Our four year old son, Luke, asked if it could tell jokes. Below is the result. I was pretty impressed.

Firemike wrote in post #19468099

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Defuse! I see this one so often. "Diffuse" means something else.

OhLook wrote in post #19468183
Defuse! I see this one so often. "Diffuse" means something else.

Well you could look at it from the other (physics) meaning and it takes on a very grim and grizzly thought,outcome.
I'd imagine it could be a deliberate use not a spelling mistake.
A warning of just how dangerous such a job is

avondale87 wrote in post #19468184
I'd imagine it could be a deliberate use not a spelling mistake.

Nah, you're being too kind, making excuses for someone's failure to get it right. Me, I'm more judgmental. I think people who publish anything should check their work. The reference to colored wires calls up associations from pop culture (action films, e.g.), mental images that show what the audience is meant to imagine to make the joke work.