The Mediocre TITLE FAIRY thread :: Change my title, please.

Travel safe!

jay125 wrote in post #19528842
Travel safe!

Large selection available on Amaz*n

Fingerprint accessable?

jay125 wrote in post #19529261
Fingerprint accessable?

Facial recognition.

GibJock wrote in post #19529388
Facial recognition.

Nice. And it would satisfy my Amaz*n addiction for the week. Off to Amaz*n I go!

So I went to Amaz*n, and found they sell something called "handerpants", basically tighty whiteys for your hands, with the waistband at the wrist, and the prerequisite fly. They are also available in black. They must be hand washed only.

jay125 wrote in post #19529492
So I went to Amaz*n, and found they sell something called "handerpants", basically tighty whiteys for your hands, with the waistband at the wrist, and the prerequisite fly. They are also available in black. They must be hand washed only.

And this product has what to do with safe travel?

OhLook wrote in post #19529495
And this product has what to do with safe travel?

Absolutely nothing. They were what I was met with when I went to the site, and after getting the details, I just left.

jay125 wrote in post #19529492
and found they sell something called "handerpants"

So you went out of your way to seek this product? And are you any closer to committing to the purchase?

PineBomb wrote in post #19529497
So you went out of your way to seek this product? And are you any closer to committing to the purchase?

No, no. I logged into my Amaz*n account and it was one of the front page items. That being said, normally you will see things you've showed interest in on that front page, however I have never, nor would I ever search for or purchase personal items from any place online. Now that you've looked at them, do you see any practical use for them? It would be interesting to read a review from someone I've spoken with before...

jay125 wrote in post #19529498
Now that you've looked at them, do you see any practical use for them?

I don't know about a practical use, but if you use them for gardening you can round out the visual with skid marks--lickety split.

PineBomb wrote in post #19529507
I don't know about a practical use, but if you use them for gardening you can round out the visual with skid marks--lickety split.

Skid marks and lickety split are not phrases I would have chosen. That being said, that really isn't a bad idea. Then you could submit a patent and re-market them to a whole new audience.

My fear is what is going to be on my front page when I log back in, and how did that get there. Maybe I was hacked, but clearly I won't be logging in when people are around until I'm satisfied things have normalized.

jay125 wrote in post #19529498
No, no. I logged into my Amaz*n account and it was one of the front page items.

And, by the way, I think it's now common knowledge that whatever AMZN pushes out to any particular customer is based on staggeringly accurate information they've sussed out about that customer's deep, dark secrets.

Tell me I'm wrong.

There's something I don't understand about fingerless gloves. They're advertised as useful in cold weather, but fingers feel the cold sooner than palms do.

PineBomb wrote in post #19529514
And, by the way, I think it's now common knowledge that whatever AMZN pushes out to any particular customer is based on staggeringly accurate information they've sussed out about that customer's deep, dark secrets.

Tell me I'm wrong.

I cannot tell you you're wrong. That's how I know what my search history on AMZN should be. HOWEVER, and I will not name names or throw anyone under the bus, but my friend was over yesterday to go through some papers with me, and he had his 13 year old son with him, who was using my laptop to watch YT videos, and apparently he saw a short(?) regarding the item in question, and went over to AMZN to see if it they were real, and they are. I was still logged into AMZN when he was online and this is how it showed up on my front page today. There are lessons here, more for me, being log out, which I routinely do, however yesterday was the exception. I wasn't sure what time they were coming over, they just showed up. We laughed about it, however I did notice later he cleared my history as well, so I'm not sure of all the places he visited...he's a cool kid, I'm not worried, save for the items AMZN is now going to push my way.

Have you ordered your pair yet?

And I checked out your websites. I really like your work.