I went for a long walk/drive yesterday and happened to be in a field near a battlefield monument. This old guy cycled up to me and began to put his bike in his car. He saw the 70-200 on my camera, the camera bag over my shoulder and very astutely asked "Have you been taking photographs?"
I wanted to say "No, I've just been doing a spot of rowing" but sheepishly said "Yes, it's a nice day for it isn't it?"
I hate bring British sometimes