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Whats Your Favourite Joke? (TOTALLY unrelated to photography)

 
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Apr 09, 2009 14:23 |  #1996

What part of the Great Wall of China did the Chinese not design?
The cracks

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What do you call a group of Easter bunnies walking backwards?
A receding hare line

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Apr 10, 2009 15:10 |  #1997

Virus Warning!
If you receive an e-mail with the heading "naked pics of Sarah Palin"...
Do not open! It contains a virus.
If you receive an e-mail with the heading "naked pics of Hillary Clinton"...
Do not open! It contains naked pictures of Hillary Clinton.


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Apr 10, 2009 17:51 |  #1998

How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card


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Apr 10, 2009 19:51 as a reply to  @ Shudderbug's post |  #1999

What have you got if you're holding one green ball in one hand, and another green ball in the other hand?

Kermit The Frog's undivided attention.


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Apr 10, 2009 20:43 |  #2000

When does Friday come before Thursday?
In a dictionary

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Apr 11, 2009 10:49 as a reply to  @ Shudderbug's post |  #2001

Tomorrow (Easter) is the Day of Doom for chocolate bunnies.




  
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Apr 11, 2009 10:51 |  #2002

If King Henry VIII was alive today, what would he be most famous for?
Extreme old age


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Apr 12, 2009 13:08 |  #2003

How do you hide an Elephant in a Cherry tree?

You Pint his toenails red.


Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

See how well it works......

NO! I won't admit I posted this :)


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Apr 12, 2009 13:30 |  #2004

I love that one!

How do you hide an Elephant in a Cherry tree?

You Pint his toenails red.


Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

See how well it works......

NO! I won't admit I posted this
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What is the largest national use of cowhide?
to cover cows =P


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Apr 12, 2009 20:58 |  #2005

To hold the cow together




  
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Apr 17, 2009 15:53 |  #2006

A little boy was sitting on the church steps shaking a bottle of liquid, watching the bubbles in the bottle. The preacher walks up and asks what the boy is doing. Boy, "This is the most amazing liquid in the world, turpentine!" The preacher says, "No, son, the most amazing liquid is holy water. If I rub holy water on a pregnant lady's belly, she will pass a healthy baby." The boy answers, "That's nothing, if I rub this on a cat's as$ it will pass a Corvette."


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Apr 19, 2009 08:02 |  #2007

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.


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Apr 20, 2009 09:19 |  #2008

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he Hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron”.

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.”

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked.

He says to the frog, “Wow that's amazing”.

You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, “Ribbit, Lucky frog.”

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

“What do you think frog?” The man asks.

“Ribbit 3 wood.”

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, “OK where to next?”

The frog replies, “Ribbit, Las Vegas”

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, “OK frog, now What?”

The frog says, “Ribbit, Roulette.”

Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, “What do you think I should Bet?”

The frog replies, “Ribbit $3,000 on Black 6”. Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.

He sits the frog down and Says, “Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.”

The frog replies, “Ribbit KissMe.”

The man thinks for a moment, and then he figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog immediately turned into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

“And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.”


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Apr 20, 2009 20:27 |  #2009

Soccer Ref - not sure how PC that is but its damn funny!


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Apr 20, 2009 21:30 |  #2010

This one's probably been told several times already, but here goes ...

Two blondes are sitting on a park bench in Cleveland on a warm summer evening gazing at a beautiful full moon rising over lake erie.

Blonde 1: "Wow, the moon is beautiful. It's so big and full!"

Blonde 2: "I wonder what's closer, the moon or Florida?"

Blonde 1: "Helloooo, can you SEE Florida from here?!!!"

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