Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

I took this screenshot at work a while back.

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Belmondo wrote in post #8606866
Thanks, Roger. Those Brits think they know everything about the English language.

We do - you guys just went and invented your own!

bjordan wrote in post #8609541
I took this screenshot at work a while back.

And that is just typical Microsoft stupidity!

Thought this was funny

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And here I thought this was a family forum.

neilwood32 wrote in post #8610644
We do - you guys just went and invented your own!

Actually, the Brits took it upon yourselves to make a bunch of changes while we were away! For example, why did they stop pronouncing the letter R?

bjordan wrote in post #8611448
Actually, the Brits took it upon yourselves to make a bunch of changes while we were away! For example, why did they stop pronouncing the letter R?

early that is complete ubbish, You post is so fa of the ma k that it should be t eated with idicule.

neil_r wrote in post #8611549
early that is complete ubbish, You post is so fa of the ma k that it should be t eated with idicule.

I'll be moe specific, it happens at the end of yoe woods. Foe example, "How fah is it to the bah?"

In Scotland we use the letter 'R' with pride!

Robert16 wrote in post #8612009
In Scotland we use the letter 'R' with pride!

Right - really rediculous to say we dont rate our R's.

Just a hint of how much we like our R's! http://www.mp3lyrics.o​rg/t/the-proclaimers/throw/

neilwood32 wrote in post #8612163
Right - really rediculous to say we dont rate our R's.

Just a hint of how much we like our R's! http://www.mp3lyrics.o​rg/t/the-proclaimers/throw/

No disagreement there!

neilwood32 wrote in post #8612163
Just a hint of how much we like our R's! http://www.mp3lyrics.o​rg/t/the-proclaimers/throw/

No way. I just logged in to make that same link. Grrrrreat minds etc.

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of my wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the best toast of the night.' She said, great & what was your toast?' John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.'

'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said, 'A lovely sentiment'.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'

Just asking: Is there a thread on photography related jokes? Like:

Why did the photographer cross the road?

Because he only had his 35L prime with him.

oaktree wrote in post #8619161
Just asking: Is there a thread on photography related jokes?

Well, there's a thread about one particular photography related joke...

thomascanty wrote in post #8619273
Well, there's a thread about one particular photography related joke...

You just COULDN"T leave it alone, Could you?!