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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
lanno
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Sep 15, 2009 19:49 |  #2626

'Twas in a restaurant that they met,
Romeo and Juliet.
But he had no cash to pay the debt.
So, Romeo'd what Juliet.




  
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Sep 16, 2009 10:25 |  #2627

There was a young woman from Venus,
who's body was shaped like a

Oh wait, sorry, family friendly forum.


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Sep 16, 2009 10:28 |  #2628

Citizensmith wrote in post #8655046 (external link)
There was a young woman from Venus,
who's body was shaped like a

Oh wait, sorry, family friendly forum.

SPEAKING OF LIMERICKS!

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
a Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly!


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Sep 17, 2009 00:17 as a reply to  @ Thalagyrt's post |  #2629

Ah, limericks!

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
The good one I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.




  
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Sep 17, 2009 01:42 |  #2630

:lol::lol::lol:

20droger wrote in post #8659379 (external link)
Ah, limericks!

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
The good one I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.


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Sep 17, 2009 02:34 |  #2631

my two favorite ones are physics related;

There was a young Lady named Bright
Whos speed was much faster than Light
One day she started off in a relative way,
And returned on the previous night

Then there is

The was a young lass named Frisk
Whose Fencing was amusingly brisk
So fast was his action, that the Fitzgerald contraction,
Reduced his raper to a disk.

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Sep 17, 2009 05:21 |  #2632

There once was a man from teh sticks
Who liked to compose limericks.
But he failed at the sport,
For he wrote them too short.


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Sep 17, 2009 13:55 |  #2633

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose... nope, can't have that one either::rolleyes:


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Sep 17, 2009 14:18 |  #2634

Oh No! You guys should not have started Limericks.

A broken-down harlot named Tupps
Was heard to confess in her cups,
“The height of my folly
Was wooing a collie,
But I got a nice price for the pups.”


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Sep 17, 2009 16:19 |  #2635

Someone here will understand this one...

There once was a man from deep space
And all you could see was his face
It seemed that his gig
Was to make you move zig
Or else he would take all your base


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Sep 17, 2009 17:47 |  #2636

timbernet wrote in post #6555816 (external link)
eww, eww, eww, eww, eww :eek::shock:


So totally EEWWWW!!!!:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:


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Sep 17, 2009 21:05 |  #2637

Thalagyrt wrote in post #8661569 (external link)
Someone here will understand this one...

There once was a man from deep space
And all you could see was his face
It seemed that his gig
Was to make you move zig
Or else he would take all your base

all your limerick are belong to us




  
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Sep 17, 2009 22:09 as a reply to  @ lanno's post |  #2638

There once was a man from Helsinki
Who took pix with his thumb and his pinkie.
Then he said, "This'll floor 'em!
"I'll create a big forum!"
But now it's become rather kinky!




  
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Sep 17, 2009 22:12 |  #2639

20droger wrote in post #8663392 (external link)
There once was a man from Helsinki
Who took pix with his thumb and his pinkie.
Then he said, "This'll floor 'em!
"I'll create a big forum!"
But now it's become rather kinky!

This will leave some people feeling "Pekka-ish" ;)


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Sep 17, 2009 23:44 |  #2640

Tiberius47 wrote in post #8660097 (external link)
There once was a man from teh sticks
Who liked to compose limericks.
But he failed at the sport,
For he wrote them too short.

There once was a poem by me,
It didn't rhyme at all.
It didn't have those two line in the middle that are shorter than the others,
and it didn't scan at all.
And it had one line too many.


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