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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Oct 14, 2009 12:05 |  #2851

OdiN1701 wrote in post #8820828 (external link)
So a Jew, Priest, Muslim, Indian, White Guy, Black Guy, Hispanic, Italian, Latin American, Japanese Tourist, Pacific Islander, Australian, and an Eskimo walk into a bar.......

Guineh wrote in post #8820857 (external link)
... The barman looks at the group and exclaims "I don't serve no ethnic food"

That's too bad! They had all agreed on Chinese take out.




  
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Oct 14, 2009 12:07 |  #2852

OdiN1701 wrote in post #8820828 (external link)
So a Jew, Priest, Muslim, Indian, White Guy, Black Guy, Hispanic, Italian, Latin American, Japanese Tourist, Pacific Islander, Australian, and an Eskimo walk into a bar.......

... but the Martian, due to his superior intellect, ducked.


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Oct 14, 2009 12:15 |  #2853

SoccerRef wrote in post #8819249 (external link)
You're all right!! I call for a moderator to please immediately delete this entire thread, as every entry has the potential of offending someone, somewhere, somehow. :shock:

ALL users who have ever posted here should also be banned for insensitivity. vmad For that matter, all forum users who have EVER laughed at anything should be banned for life for potentially offending someone by finding something funny. :lol: We can not stand for this type of behavior. And by all means. Get rid of these darn Smileys!! :p They make me smile. :D

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Oct 14, 2009 13:32 |  #2854

bjordan wrote in post #8820891 (external link)
... but the Martian, due to his superior intellect, ducked.

Nobody saw the martian because he's only 3'4" tall! Either that or the bouncer threw him out because he was certain his drivers license was fake (So what if it was from the Academy of Flying Saucer Pilots?)


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Oct 14, 2009 13:58 |  #2855

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Oct 14, 2009 13:58 |  #2856

OdiN1701 wrote in post #8820828 (external link)
So a Jew, Priest, Muslim, Indian, White Guy, Black Guy, Hispanic, Italian, Latin American, Japanese Tourist, Pacific Islander, Australian, and an Eskimo walk into a bar.......

And the bartender says "Hey, what is this, some kind of joke?"


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Oct 14, 2009 14:06 as a reply to  @ Tixeon's post |  #2857

As I say to everyone the is no letters P or C in my name so dont expect me to be "PC" :lol:

Keep them comming.


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Oct 14, 2009 14:36 |  #2858

Funny that it jumped over to being PC and offended, as that was never even mentioned. I've had my fair share of posts deleted (and I'm not contesting that they had it coming) and this one just seemed like it had made itself a prime target by hitting the no political agenda thing. That was all my comment had been. Seems to have spawned a fair few posts though. :)


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Oct 14, 2009 15:35 |  #2859

SoccerRef wrote in post #8819249 (external link)
ALL users who have ever posted here should also be banned for insensitivity. vmad For that matter, all forum users who have EVER laughed at anything should be banned for life for potentially offending someone by finding something funny. :lol: We can not stand for this type of behavior. And by all means. Get rid of these darn Smileys!! :p They make me smile. :D

:roll::roll::roll:

your sig discriminates against people who are red/green colour blind

:-D




  
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Oct 14, 2009 15:42 |  #2860

This is one of my very favorites... don't know why I haven't thought to post it before!

There were two nude statues standing in an old garden. One was male, and the other female. For a century they stood gazing at eachother, until one day an angel appeared. The angel said, "God has been pleased by what good statues you've been in this garden for the last 100 years. He has sent me to breathe life into you, so that you may satisfy your desire. You have 10 minutes!

The statues jumped down from their pedestals and ran to eachother. They embraced, joined hands and ran off into the bushes, giggling.

After 5 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, glowing with satisfaction. The angel looked at his watch and said, "Wow, you two are fast! You know, you still have 5 minutes, you could, uh, do it again..."

The male statue looked into his counterpart's deep gray eyes and said, "I'd love to sweetie, but I just don't think I'm physically capable of doing it again so soon."

The female statue smiled and said, "No problem, I have an idea - we'll just change positions! This time, you hold the pigeon and I'll poop on it!"


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Oct 14, 2009 15:51 |  #2861

SoccerRef wrote in post #8819249 (external link)
You're all right!! I call for a moderator to please immediately delete this entire thread, as every entry has the potential of offending someone, somewhere, somehow. :shock:

ALL users who have ever posted here should also be banned for insensitivity. vmad For that matter, all forum users who have EVER laughed at anything should be banned for life for potentially offending someone by finding something funny. :lol: We can not stand for this type of behavior. And by all means. Get rid of these darn Smileys!! :p They make me smile.

Jokes aren't funny if they don't offend someone.

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This is one of my very favorites... don't know why I haven't thought to post it before!

Don't worry, a few people already have :p


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Oct 14, 2009 16:02 |  #2862

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your sig discriminates against people who are red/green colour blind

I'm right there with ya, lanno!


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Oct 14, 2009 17:19 |  #2863

tim wrote in post #8822314 (external link)
Don't worry, a few people already have :p

Not that I could find.


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Oct 14, 2009 19:36 as a reply to  @ bjordan's post |  #2864

weka2000 wrote in post #8821669 (external link)
As I say to everyone the is no letters P or C in my name so dont expect me to be "PC" :lol:

Keep them comming.

I'm always PC.
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Oct 14, 2009 21:55 |  #2865

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I'm always PC.

Same here, definitely PC.

Although building a hackintosh is tempting.


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