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20droger
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Nov 22, 2009 16:17 as a reply to  @ post 9049359 |  #3151

The only one who ever truly understood human nature was the guy who invented the eraser.




  
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Nov 22, 2009 16:19 |  #3152

20droger wrote in post #9062927 (external link)
The only one who ever truly understood human nature was the guy who invented the eraser.

lol
meaning, that people are saps!




  
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Nov 22, 2009 16:20 as a reply to  @ 20droger's post |  #3153

God never went to college. The proof is that, at the beginning of time, He created the world in six days. If He'd been in college, He'd have partied for five days, then pulled an all-nighter.




  
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Nov 22, 2009 17:09 |  #3154

That is so true.

Either that or sit around for 5 days discussing it and then get drunk!


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Nov 22, 2009 17:30 |  #3155

:-D

no doubt you're aware of this'n:


Why God was never granted Tenure

1. He published only one book.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. He did not publish it in referenced journals.
5. Some doubt He even wrote it Himself.
6. He is not known for His cooperative work
7. Sure, He created the world, but what has He done lately?
8. He did not get permission from any review board to work with human subjects.
9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning all the subjects.
10. When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He deletes the whole sample.
11. He rarely comes to class - and just tells His students to read the Book.
12. It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the class.
13. Although He only has 10 requirements, students often fail His tests.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.




  
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Nov 22, 2009 17:47 |  #3156

lanno wrote in post #9063261 (external link)
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Why God was never granted Tenure ...

There is also that Holier than thou issue...

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Nov 22, 2009 23:39 as a reply to  @ WMS's post |  #3157

Any god that can be understood is not truly a god.




  
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Nov 23, 2009 10:25 as a reply to  @ 20droger's post |  #3158

Not all fields of knowledge are equal.

Scatology, for example, is a really crappy science.




  
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Nov 23, 2009 10:34 |  #3159

20droger wrote in post #9067128 (external link)
Not all fields of knowledge are equal.

Scatology, for example, is a really crappy science.



Considering that one time I was chemistry major I choose to hold the standards of the physical sciences as my reference when I judge scientific claims. If you don't have a statistical sample size over 10 to the 20th power, you really I consider getting a bigger sample size.


Also just how big is that standard deviation in your poll, and just how was the polled sample selected?

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Nov 23, 2009 10:44 |  #3160

20droger wrote in post #9067128 (external link)
Not all fields of knowledge are equal.

Scatology, for example, is a really crappy science.

I had an Archeology 101 class back in the day and the Instructor told us that one of the best ways to determine the Species was by the Feces.


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Nov 23, 2009 10:55 |  #3161

If it is leaving Archeological artifacts (tools, buildings, clay pots etc) I would tend to think that it was Human...


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Nov 23, 2009 13:02 |  #3162

WMS wrote in post #9067175 (external link)
Considering that one time I was chemistry major I choose to hold the standards of the physical sciences as my reference when I judge scientific claims. If you don't have a statistical sample size over 10 to the 20th power, you really I consider getting a bigger sample size.


Also just how big is that standard deviation in your poll, and just how was the polled sample selected?

Wayne

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Nov 23, 2009 13:05 |  #3163

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If it is leaving Archeological artifacts (tools, buildings, clay pots etc) I would tend to think that it was Human...

Maybe, maybe not. I'm not even sure that all the POTN members are human, much less beings from millennia ago.




  
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Nov 23, 2009 14:12 |  #3164

20droger wrote in post #9067963 (external link)
Maybe, maybe not. I'm not even sure that all the POTN members are human, much less beings from millennia ago.

And just what evidence do you have to support your hypothesis that not all POTN members are human?

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Nov 23, 2009 14:19 |  #3165

WMS wrote in post #9068329 (external link)
And just what evidence do you have to support your hypothesis that not all POTN members are human?

The propensity of certain members to post the same old **** over and over indicates they could be 'bots that are programmed to auto-respond to certain keywords in thread titles.


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