Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

We could get Stealthy Ninja to organise a poll to find out.

We could get Stealthy Ninja to oorrrrgggggaaaaoooo$%%​656%^&££ not respooooonnnndd o _______________ reboot

WMS wrote in post #9067175
Also just how big is that standard deviation in your poll, and just how was the polled sample selected?

Wayne

oh, that's mean. i'm sure his deviation is far from standard

krb wrote in post #9068368
The propensity of certain members to post the same old **** over and over indicates they could be 'bots that are programmed to auto-respond to certain keywords in thread titles.

So it your hypothesis that ether Joseph Weizenbaum's ELIZA or Kenneth Colby's PARRY are members of POTN? Perhaps we should subject members to a Touring Test.


Wayne

WMS wrote in post #9068534
So it your hypothesis that ether Joseph Weizenbaum's ELIZA or Kenneth Colby's PARRY are members of POTN? Perhaps we should subject members to a Touring Test.

Wayne

A Turing test?

WMS=One Ring

lanno wrote in post #9068775
A Turing test?

WMS=One Ring

I knew that I should have posted this link;

http://en.wikipedia.or​g/wiki/Turing_test


Wayne

WMS wrote in post #9068814
I knew that I should have posted this link;

http://en.wikipedia.or​g/wiki/Turing_test


Wayne

Funny, been tracking which members are not part of an elaborate Turing test for quite a while. I've got doubts about some of the folks on here.

I've met 4 POTN'ers face to face so I'm sure they're real people, the rest of you I'm not convinced about.

Then again, they could have been actors hired to help conceal the plot...

krb wrote in post #9068916
Then again, they could have been actors hired to help conceal the plot...

Well crap, I never thought of that.

What about this 'Finland' place where the site owner 'Pekka' supposedly lives. Anyone ever been there? I mean its on Google maps, but that could all be made up. They probably just used photoshop to clone bits of eastern Europe and then made up a bunch of place names. 'Hellsinki' Really? We are supposed to be convinced that there is really a place called 'Hellsinki' '?'

Citizensmith wrote in post #9069013
Well crap, I never thought of that.

What about this 'Finland' place where the site owner 'Pekka' supposedly lives. Anyone ever been there? I mean its on Google maps, but that could all be made up. They probably just used photoshop to clone bits of eastern Europe and then made up a bunch of place names. 'Hellsinki' Really? We are supposed to be convinced that there is really a place called 'Hellsinki' '?'

Well really, do you think it would sound right as Hellfloati?

I tried to go there once. They told me the flight was booked and it was closed.....

WMS wrote in post #9068814
I knew that I should have posted this link;

http://en.wikipedia.or​g/wiki/Turing_test

Wayne

s'okay, I knew what you meant...or, err, I think I did (was 'Touring' a pun or a typo??)

your avatar...one ring, would fail a two-ring test

Citizensmith wrote in post #9069013
Well crap, I never thought of that.

What about this 'Finland' place where the site owner 'Pekka' supposedly lives. Anyone ever been there? I mean its on Google maps, but that could all be made up. They probably just used photoshop to clone bits of eastern Europe and then made up a bunch of place names. 'Hellsinki' Really? We are supposed to be convinced that there is really a place called 'Hellsinki' '?'

A Hellsinki is a device that you attach to a moral action so that, should all hell break lose, you don't fry the circuitry

and I'm a punbot so I was programmed to say that

Citizensmith wrote in post #9069013
Well crap, I never thought of that.

What about this 'Finland' place where the site owner 'Pekka' supposedly lives. Anyone ever been there? I mean its on Google maps, but that could all be made up. They probably just used photoshop to clone bits of eastern Europe and then made up a bunch of place names. 'Hellsinki' Really? We are supposed to be convinced that there is really a place called 'Hellsinki' '?'

"Finland" is just a pun to throw us off the track. So is Hell "sinky". Fins? Sinky? Hello?! Pekka's actually a hyper-intelligent dolphin, they're learning about human culture in advance of their invasion force arriving to take over and rule the earth.

I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome our new aquatic masters, and assure them that i'll happily throw them a fish every now and then, rub their bellies, and support the movement to ban drift-net fishing.

Its not easy being a dolphin.

(very obscure beer related reference, anyone?)