WMS "Escargot on the Hoof"  2,886 posts Joined Nov 2006 More info | Nov 23, 2009 20:33 | #3196 Gentlemen may I point out; I'm just a simple maker of love charms and tokens,who occasionally takes a picture or two.
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lanno Member 185 posts Likes: 1 Joined Aug 2008 More info | Nov 23, 2009 20:52 | #3197 does it say anything about having the right to bear 1000arms?
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Radtech1 Everlasting Gobstopper  6,455 posts Likes: 30 Joined Jun 2003 Location: Trantor More info | Nov 23, 2009 20:55 | #3198 OK, not a joke but still funny, a friend of my sisters was grocery shopping for her family for the holiday. The selection of frozen turkeys seemed to have been gone over as most of the large birds were gone. It was clear that none of the ones out on display were big enough for her family. Or perhaps this brand of turkey was only available as a smaller size bird. She wasn't sure. Thinking there might some larger ones in back, she asked the clerk "Do these turkeys get any bigger." He looked at her kind of puzzled and said, "No. They're dead." .
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WMS "Escargot on the Hoof" 2,886 posts Joined Nov 2006 More info | Nov 23, 2009 21:44 | #3200 That would be the second amendment, but 1000 arms is just a bit over the top, even for a true redneck. I'm just a simple maker of love charms and tokens,who occasionally takes a picture or two.
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lanno Member 185 posts Likes: 1 Joined Aug 2008 More info | Nov 23, 2009 21:48 | #3201 WMS wrote in post #9070742  That would be the second amendment, but 1000 arms is just a bit over the top, even for a true redneck. Wayne 1000arms, your witness...
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20droger Cream of the Crop 14,685 posts Likes: 27 Joined Dec 2006 More info | Nov 24, 2009 00:00 | #3202 1000arms wrote in post #9070072 Do you find replacing the batteries in scat to be revolting? Get a charge out of it? Find it shocking? Are these puns current enough for you? Do you have the capacity to handle them. Shall we induct you into the hall of shame? Wire you still reading these? Have you transformed yourself? Shall we socket to you? You don't know jack! Excerpts from a new DVD: "When Engineers Attack!"
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Greg_C Cream of the Crop  More info | 1000arms wrote in post #9070072 Do you find replacing the batteries in scat to be revolting? Get a charge out of it? Find it shocking? Are these puns current enough for you? Do you have the capacity to handle them. Shall we induct you into the hall of shame? Wire you still reading these? Have you transformed yourself? Shall we socket to you? You don't know jack! Are we to be Inducted into some club or Watt - I've heard there is some Resistance. The Frequency of this is very appalling, but I guess it's not your Fault. It all starts with a decent Grounding. Greg
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neilwood32 Cream of the Crop  6,231 posts Likes: 2 Joined Sep 2007 Location: Sitting atop the castle, Edinburgh, Scotland More info | WMS wrote in post #9070416 Gentlemen may I point out; 1) that Puns are both cruel and unusual by there nature. 2) the 8th amendment to the US constitution expressly prohibits cruel and unusual punishment. Therefore these puns you are subjecting us to are prohibited by the US Constitution. And thereby request that you cease and desist immediately. Neil as a Scotsman (and we all know about Scotsmen) this probably should not apply to you, as you are nether a US citizen nor a US resident. Wayne Ok so i will keep on going! Having a camera makes you no more a photographer than having a hammer and some nails makes you a carpenter - Claude Adams
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pennypue "I want a red beak"  1,421 posts Joined Mar 2008 Location: in a state of confusion....Cincy More info | Nov 24, 2009 09:02 | #3205 It's all so draining. Pull the plug. Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
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WMS "Escargot on the Hoof" 2,886 posts Joined Nov 2006 More info | Nov 24, 2009 09:45 | #3206 pennypue wrote in post #9072814 It's all so draining. Pull the plug. Penny, please the plug on guys. I'm just a simple maker of love charms and tokens,who occasionally takes a picture or two.
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pennypue "I want a red beak" 1,421 posts Joined Mar 2008 Location: in a state of confusion....Cincy More info | Nov 24, 2009 10:11 | #3207 Not ALL guys......:p Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
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Dunedan Member 84 posts Joined Nov 2009 Location: Southfield, MI More info | Nov 24, 2009 10:15 | #3208  Permanent banCitizensmith wrote in post #9069466 Its not easy being a dolphin. (very obscure beer related reference, anyone?) So long, and thanks for all the fish?
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pennypue "I want a red beak" 1,421 posts Joined Mar 2008 Location: in a state of confusion....Cincy More info | Nov 24, 2009 10:16 | #3209 Now that was interesting! Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
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neilwood32 Cream of the Crop 6,231 posts Likes: 2 Joined Sep 2007 Location: Sitting atop the castle, Edinburgh, Scotland More info | Nov 24, 2009 11:47 | #3210 You learn something new every day! Having a camera makes you no more a photographer than having a hammer and some nails makes you a carpenter - Claude Adams
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