Ho Ho Uh oh.
IMO its sad that he's basically thrown his career into the toilet, though.
This is Tiger (or as he is now known, The Cheetah), he has thrown his career in the toilet, but he didn't flush. Wait 6 months and he'll pull it back out, shake the worst off, and everyone will do their best to forget what caused those stains.
Anyway, isn't it all a conspiracy to make us stop thinking about the economy, or the gulf war, or whether Santa is real, or something.