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Dec 15, 2009 10:26 |  #3346

Guineh wrote in post #9201154 (external link)
Ho Ho Uh oh.

IMO its sad that he's basically thrown his career into the toilet, though.

This is Tiger (or as he is now known, The Cheetah), he has thrown his career in the toilet, but he didn't flush. Wait 6 months and he'll pull it back out, shake the worst off, and everyone will do their best to forget what caused those stains.

Anyway, isn't it all a conspiracy to make us stop thinking about the economy, or the gulf war, or whether Santa is real, or something.


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Dec 15, 2009 10:29 |  #3347

Sven-EOS wrote in post #9201240 (external link)
Leave Tiger alone! Leave him aloooooooone!!

Oh, please don't summon that guy.


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Dec 15, 2009 11:35 |  #3348

Citizensmith wrote in post #9201945 (external link)
This is Tiger (or as he is now known, The Cheetah), he has thrown his career in the toilet, but he didn't flush.

Unortunately, Public Opinion seems to be very much like a Public Restroom where people forget to flush.

All the public has to to is push the handle or pull the chain.


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Dec 15, 2009 11:44 as a reply to  @ FlyingPhotog's post |  #3349

Tiger is about as interesting as Jon and Kate.....they groom them for success and fame, but what really happens is Infamy and Shame.


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Dec 15, 2009 13:09 |  #3350

What Tiger needs to do to patch things up with the wife is give her a big 'ol clunker of a diamond ring. The first ray of light to hit that thing will cause amnesia - like the flashy thing in the MIB movie. Worked for a certain NBA player.


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Dec 15, 2009 13:56 |  #3351

Flo wrote in post #9202483 (external link)
Tiger is about as interesting as Jon and Kate.....they groom them for success and fame, but what really happens is Infamy and Shame.

Tiger Woods IS the PGA TOUR and as they say, Absolute Power Corrupts, Absolutely.

Just another person who thinks the usual rules of decorum and decent living just don't apply to them.

Coincidently, this reminds me of the joke about <Insert Celebrity Here>

"What's <Celebrity>'s idea of Foreplay?"
"Hi, I'm <Celebrity>"

(I originally heard it as Ted Kennedy but it really works for any media whoring, spotlight sucking scum...)


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Dec 15, 2009 13:58 |  #3352

Citizensmith wrote in post #9201945 (external link)
This is Tiger (or as he is now known, The Cheetah), he has thrown his career in the toilet, but he didn't flush. Wait 6 months and he'll pull it back out, shake the worst off, and everyone will do their best to forget what caused those stains.

Anyway, isn't it all a conspiracy to make us stop thinking about the economy, or the gulf war, or whether Santa is real, or something.

Personally, I think there's a global conspiracy to make us think that everything is a conspiracy.




  
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20droger wrote in post #9203373 (external link)
Personally, I think there's a global conspiracy to make us think that everything is a conspiracy.

That sounds like a conspiracy to me.


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Dec 15, 2009 15:53 |  #3354

OdiN1701 wrote in post #9203569 (external link)
That sounds like a conspiracy to me.

Definitely tin foil hat time. But to contain the mess when someones head explodes trying to figure out if conspiracies are all a conspiracy and who is conspiring to confound us.

Won't somebody think of the children!


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Dec 15, 2009 16:21 |  #3355

Knock knock.


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Dec 15, 2009 16:22 |  #3356

tim wrote in post #9204210 (external link)
Knock knock.

who's there?


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Dec 15, 2009 16:31 |  #3357

k_wakasugi wrote in post #9204214 (external link)
who's there?

It's not Tiger - new subject please, bring back the jokes!


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Dec 15, 2009 16:37 |  #3358

tim wrote in post #9204275 (external link)
It's not Tiger

*ba-dum-pshh*


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Dec 15, 2009 17:00 as a reply to  @ k_wakasugi's post |  #3359

What's the difference between a machine gun and Tiger's putter?

A machine gun could have stopped Tiger's wife from smashing his SUV.

ENOUGH!!


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