Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

bjordan wrote in post #9028242
and don't forget to pass it on to "everyone that needs a laugh" or at least 10 people.

Oh yeah, forgot the 10 people thing so you can have really good luck. Better than not forwarding it to 10 people and consequently suffering the pox. Good safety tip.

Agh. And here I thought I was safe from Comic Sans on my Linux machine...

Robert16 wrote in post #9029302
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while you're having sex?





A. Call her up and tell her!!

Thanks for that - my computer looks so much better now that it has a coffee coating!

tim wrote in post #9025765
... Brilliant! People around me at work must be wondering why i'm sitting here cracking up!

Ditto, I had to share with my only male employee... wouldn't dare share that one with the others!!

Citizensmith wrote in post #9028719
Oh yeah, forgot the 10 people thing so you can have really good luck. Better than not forwarding it to 10 people and consequently suffering the pox. Good safety tip.

Or so your prayers will be answered, or so you can "Prove that you are not ashamed of Jesus" or even so you can "Prove that you Love Jesus". (I'm sorry but those last two really bother me when I see 'em... If you're not living your life so that people already know, forwarding some stupid email ain't gonna help!!!)

SoccerRef wrote in post #9029510
Or so your prayers will be answered, or so you can "Prove that you are not ashamed of Jesus" or even so you can "Prove that you Love Jesus". (I'm sorry but those last two really bother me when I see 'em... If you're not living your life so that people already know, forwarding some stupid email ain't gonna help!!!)

Those types of things always cause me to place the sender on my "ignore anything from them" spam list, right along with virtually all those "send money now" televangelists. As if the Lord of All needs con artists and flim-flam men to spread his word.

There'll be a special place for such people when they pass on, and they needn't bother packing any sweaters.

Same here. Anyone sends me an email that tells me I have to forward it on it is guaranteed to get deleted no matter the content. Unfortunately I can't block people as most of this stuff comes from people at work and they do occasionally have something I need to read.

Roger, I'm guessing this place you are talking about is Sweden? I figured that as they probably already have plenty of sweaters there due to the weather.

Hi folks - just a gentle reminder that, with the exception of the glamour and nude section, we strive to keep the forum family friendly. Recently there are a few jokes that have been quite over the top. This is a long running thread, and while it has occasionally needed pruning, it's a testament to the forum members that it remains active and relatively clean. Let's try to keep it that way.

Mark_Cohran wrote in post #9030258
Hi folks - just a gentle reminder that, with the exception of the glamour and nude section, we strive to keep the forum family friendly. Recently there are a few jokes that have been quite over the top. This is a long running thread, and while it has occasionally needed pruning, it's a testament to the forum members that it remains active and relatively clean. Let's try to keep it that way.

I think that he is referring to the joke about the short miner and his pick, He was a little picker.

Wayne

Guineh wrote in post #9023547
Hmm, lets try that....

for the fortunate among us....

I miss the 80s, when grandparents didn't have Internet access, and the Internet didn't have Comic Sans.


I miss archie and gopher.

<sigh>

I actually remember archie and gopher.

<sigh>

Mark_Cohran wrote in post #9030258
Hi folks - just a gentle reminder that, with the exception of the glamour and nude section, we strive to keep the forum family friendly. Recently there are a few jokes that have been quite over the top. This is a long running thread, and while it has occasionally needed pruning, it's a testament to the forum members that it remains active and relatively clean. Let's try to keep it that way.

Sho' thing Mark.

After losing my left big toe in an accident, I found a Mexican company that makes surprisingly affordable prosthetics out of common latex! They look natural and provide great support, the only drawback being that my wife now calls me Roberto.

That is almost as bad as the young lass who wanted to be a equipment operator at a gold mine. Yes she always wanted to be a Gold Digger....

Wayne

Reminds me of the young lady who hooked rugs for a living....

20droger wrote in post #9034850
Reminds me of the young lady who hooked rugs for a living....

Droger Just how many of these young ladies do you know?

Wayne