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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Nov 18, 2009 00:34 |  #3136

A person who can't speak wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


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Nov 18, 2009 00:39 |  #3137

Dunedan wrote in post #9030920 (external link)
I actually remember archie and gopher.

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Nov 18, 2009 02:21 |  #3138

Aaagogo wrote in post #9035043 (external link)
A person who can't speak wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Probably just say "Hook me up with some Ray-Bans, yo!"


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Nov 18, 2009 02:51 |  #3139

bjordan wrote in post #9035329 (external link)
Probably just say "Hook me up with some Ray-Bans, yo!"

Sorry sir, this is a butcher's


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Nov 18, 2009 08:29 |  #3140

WMS wrote in post #9035007 (external link)
Droger Just how many of these young ladies do you know?

Wayne

Quite a few. I've been around a long time.




  
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Nov 18, 2009 15:14 |  #3141

Robert16 wrote in post #9031710 (external link)
Sho' thing Mark.

second that




  
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Nov 19, 2009 06:40 |  #3142

20droger wrote in post #9036201 (external link)
Quite a few. I've been around a long time.

Only thing is that its still 6 months before the court order runs out and he can actually speak to them again! :lol::lol::lol:



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Nov 19, 2009 08:40 |  #3143

neilwood32 wrote in post #9042546 (external link)
Only thing is that its still 6 months before the court order runs out and he can actually speak to them again! :lol::lol::lol:



J/k

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Nov 19, 2009 09:25 |  #3144

well... this is my first thread and i thought it be kewl to start it on a more happier note... the joke is kinda lenghy....

here it goes

a jew and a ninja are standing arround and arguing... the ninja says to the rabbi....

rabbi... came on thousand of years or service and you are still not as strong and and quick as you would image the nation to be by now... take off your black garments... shave your beird and put on a ninja suite you'd be better off...

the rabbi look at the ninja and said... hey thats a nice sword you have there u mind if i take a look....

the ninja hand the rabbi the sword and continues talking.

meanwhile a fly was buzzing around on the top of both of their heads.

the rabbi takes the sword out of its sheath and with a quck and almost unexpected action swings the sword over his head as if to kill the fly puts the sword back in its sheath and hands the sword back to the ninja....

the ninja looks at the rabbi and says... what the hell what that... what do you think u just accomplished...

the rabbi puts his arm on ninjas shoulder and say...

you are a quck and strong man... but while you where standing talking of quck and strong i just gave this fly a sircumcision!!!


hope you enjoy the joke!


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Nov 19, 2009 10:30 |  #3145

Welcome!


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Nov 19, 2009 16:41 |  #3146

Why does the world end on 2012 in the Mayan Calendar?


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Nov 19, 2009 17:01 as a reply to  @ Aaagogo's post |  #3147
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404 Joke Not Found




  
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Nov 19, 2009 17:13 |  #3148

Dunedan wrote in post #9046094 (external link)
404 Joke Not Found

Win!


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lanno
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Nov 19, 2009 21:49 |  #3149

Did you hear the one about the statistician?


Probably...




  
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Nov 20, 2009 06:59 |  #3150

Dunedan wrote in post #9046094 (external link)
404 Joke Not Found

Groan :mad:


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