Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

The only one who ever truly understood human nature was the guy who invented the eraser.

20droger wrote in post #9062927
The only one who ever truly understood human nature was the guy who invented the eraser.

lol
meaning, that people are saps!

God never went to college. The proof is that, at the beginning of time, He created the world in six days. If He'd been in college, He'd have partied for five days, then pulled an all-nighter.

That is so true.

Either that or sit around for 5 days discussing it and then get drunk!

no doubt you're aware of this'n:


Why God was never granted Tenure

1. He published only one book.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. He did not publish it in referenced journals.
5. Some doubt He even wrote it Himself.
6. He is not known for His cooperative work
7. Sure, He created the world, but what has He done lately?
8. He did not get permission from any review board to work with human subjects.
9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning all the subjects.
10. When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He deletes the whole sample.
11. He rarely comes to class - and just tells His students to read the Book.
12. It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the class.
13. Although He only has 10 requirements, students often fail His tests.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

lanno wrote in post #9063261


Why God was never granted Tenure ...

There is also that Holier than thou issue...

Wayne

Any god that can be understood is not truly a god.

Not all fields of knowledge are equal.

Scatology, for example, is a really crappy science.

20droger wrote in post #9067128
Not all fields of knowledge are equal.

Scatology, for example, is a really crappy science.

Considering that one time I was chemistry major I choose to hold the standards of the physical sciences as my reference when I judge scientific claims. If you don't have a statistical sample size over 10 to the 20th power, you really I consider getting a bigger sample size.


Also just how big is that standard deviation in your poll, and just how was the polled sample selected?

Wayne

20droger wrote in post #9067128
Not all fields of knowledge are equal.

Scatology, for example, is a really crappy science.

I had an Archeology 101 class back in the day and the Instructor told us that one of the best ways to determine the Species was by the Feces.

If it is leaving Archeological artifacts (tools, buildings, clay pots etc) I would tend to think that it was Human...

WMS wrote in post #9067175
Considering that one time I was chemistry major I choose to hold the standards of the physical sciences as my reference when I judge scientific claims. If you don't have a statistical sample size over 10 to the 20th power, you really I consider getting a bigger sample size.


Also just how big is that standard deviation in your poll, and just how was the polled sample selected?

Wayne

Only stealthy ninjas make good polls. If you don't believe me, then ask the one we have on here.

WMS wrote in post #9067266
If it is leaving Archeological artifacts (tools, buildings, clay pots etc) I would tend to think that it was Human...

Maybe, maybe not. I'm not even sure that all the POTN members are human, much less beings from millennia ago.

20droger wrote in post #9067963
Maybe, maybe not. I'm not even sure that all the POTN members are human, much less beings from millennia ago.

And just what evidence do you have to support your hypothesis that not all POTN members are human?

Wayne

WMS wrote in post #9068329
And just what evidence do you have to support your hypothesis that not all POTN members are human?

The propensity of certain members to post the same old **** over and over indicates they could be 'bots that are programmed to auto-respond to certain keywords in thread titles.