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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
WMS
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Nov 23, 2009 20:33 |  #3196

Gentlemen may I point out;

1) that Puns are both cruel and unusual by there nature.

2) the 8th amendment to the US constitution expressly prohibits cruel and unusual punishment.

Therefore these puns you are subjecting us to are prohibited by the US Constitution. And thereby request that you cease and desist immediately.

Neil as a Scotsman (and we all know about Scotsmen) this probably should not apply to you, as you are nether a US citizen nor a US resident.

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Nov 23, 2009 20:52 |  #3197

does it say anything about having the right to bear 1000arms? :-D




  
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Nov 23, 2009 20:55 |  #3198

OK, not a joke but still funny, a friend of my sisters was grocery shopping for her family for the holiday. The selection of frozen turkeys seemed to have been gone over as most of the large birds were gone. It was clear that none of the ones out on display were big enough for her family. Or perhaps this brand of turkey was only available as a smaller size bird. She wasn't sure. Thinking there might some larger ones in back, she asked the clerk "Do these turkeys get any bigger." He looked at her kind of puzzled and said, "No. They're dead."


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Nov 23, 2009 21:10 |  #3199

:-D :-D

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Nov 23, 2009 21:44 |  #3200

lanno wrote in post #9070503 (external link)
does it say anything about having the right to bear 1000arms? :-D

That would be the second amendment, but 1000 arms is just a bit over the top, even for a true redneck.

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Nov 23, 2009 21:48 |  #3201

WMS wrote in post #9070742 (external link)
That would be the second amendment, but 1000 arms is just a bit over the top, even for a true redneck.

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1000arms, your witness...




  
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Nov 24, 2009 00:00 |  #3202

1000arms wrote in post #9070072 (external link)
Do you find replacing the batteries in scat to be revolting? Get a charge out of it? Find it shocking? Are these puns current enough for you? Do you have the capacity to handle them. Shall we induct you into the hall of shame? Wire you still reading these? Have you transformed yourself? Shall we socket to you? You don't know jack!

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Nov 24, 2009 03:54 as a reply to  @ 20droger's post |  #3203

1000arms wrote in post #9070072 (external link)
Do you find replacing the batteries in scat to be revolting? Get a charge out of it? Find it shocking? Are these puns current enough for you? Do you have the capacity to handle them. Shall we induct you into the hall of shame? Wire you still reading these? Have you transformed yourself? Shall we socket to you? You don't know jack!

Are we to be Inducted into some club or Watt - I've heard there is some Resistance. The Frequency of this is very appalling, but I guess it's not your Fault. It all starts with a decent Grounding.


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Nov 24, 2009 07:10 as a reply to  @ Greg_C's post |  #3204

WMS wrote in post #9070416 (external link)
Gentlemen may I point out;

1) that Puns are both cruel and unusual by there nature.

2) the 8th amendment to the US constitution expressly prohibits cruel and unusual punishment.

Therefore these puns you are subjecting us to are prohibited by the US Constitution. And thereby request that you cease and desist immediately.

Neil as a Scotsman (and we all know about Scotsmen) this probably should not apply to you, as you are nether a US citizen nor a US resident.

Wayne

Ok so i will keep on going!

The humour is coming like lightning, striking when you least expect it.

A room full of live wires this one.Although there are some neutrals out there. I think we should plug a few gaps though otherwise we are suspect to earth leakage.

Watt will happen when I go ohm?


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Nov 24, 2009 09:02 |  #3205

It's all so draining. Pull the plug.


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Nov 24, 2009 09:45 |  #3206

pennypue wrote in post #9072814 (external link)
It's all so draining. Pull the plug.

Penny, please the plug on guys.

This was supposed to be Penny, please pull the plug on these guys.

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Nov 24, 2009 10:11 |  #3207

WMS wrote in post #9073035 (external link)
Penny, please the plug on guys.

Wayne

Not ALL guys......:p


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Nov 24, 2009 10:15 |  #3208
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Its not easy being a dolphin.

(very obscure beer related reference, anyone?)

So long, and thanks for all the fish?




  
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Nov 24, 2009 10:16 |  #3209

Now that was interesting!


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Nov 24, 2009 11:47 |  #3210

You learn something new every day!:cool:


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