Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

Bravo Mike on both collections...

I was reading Sarah Palin: Going Rogue. I got about half way through, then I decided to quit to pursue other options.

Radtech1 wrote in post #9123127
I was reading Sarah Palin: Going Rogue. I got about half way through, then I decided to quit to pursue other options.

Going Rogue aka quitting and leaving all your supporters hanging...

I hope you at least returned the book...

oh wait I just got your comment... awesome!

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50 chavs a month die as a result of drinking too much tesco brand cheap vodka...
every little helps

Mike wrote in post #9121377
What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegiens.

Close, but first of all Elin is Swedish and second it's Norwegians.

Both classics mike!

Mike wrote in post #9121668
· She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

That's great LOL!

10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER:

1. No, YOU assume the position, Piggy.

2. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

3. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

4. No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110.

5. Back off Barney, I’ve got a piece.

6. You’ll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!

7. Come on, write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes.

8. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special.

9. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a pork queen?

10. What do you use those rubber gloves for?

whats the cheapest meat to buy for christmas dinner? (or thanksgiving)

Deer balls, the'yre under a buck!!

The jokes are getting just a tad too risqué now. It's time to step back from the line.

Mark_Cohran wrote in post #9130947
The jokes are getting just a tad too risqué now. It's time to step back from the line.

OK so whats big, red, and eats rocks?


Why The Big Red Rock eater of course.

No I will not admit to posting that........

Any one But Wayne

Did you hear about the reindeer strike at the North Pole? Santa solved it with one word. He walked into the barn with his fisted hands on his hips, glared at each and every one of the reindeer in a long, slow sweep, and said, "venison!!!"

WMS wrote in post #9131858
OK so whats big, red, and eats rocks?


Why The Big Red Rock eater of course.

No I will not admit to posting that........

Any one But Wayne

Is he related to the Flying Purple People Eater?

Now that Christmas is near, everybody's excited about Santa. I say, "Bah, humbug! The old, unreformed Scrooge was right!"

Who does Santa think he is, spying on our children! He sees them when their sleeping. He knows when their awake. That sounds awfully Michael-Jacksonishly suspicious to me.

And judgemental! Making lists and checking them twice! Gonna find out who's naughty and nice! By what authority does some fat old foreign fart judge our children, that's what I'd like to know!

Give me the Easter bunny any day! Completely egalitarian! His motto is, "Hey, you want eggs? You get eggs!"