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Dec 04, 2009 06:22 |  #3241

Very good point.

In the PC world of today, Santa would be locked up for doing those things!

Who thinks we should ban Santa?


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Dec 04, 2009 06:29 as a reply to  @ neilwood32's post |  #3242

Let's take the "Father" out of Christmas!!!




  
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Dec 04, 2009 08:12 |  #3243

In the PC world of today Christmas would be banned.


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Dec 04, 2009 08:17 |  #3244

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In the PC world of today Christmas would be banned.

Heh. Happy near the end of the year winter (unless you're in Australia) holiday to you, too.


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Dec 04, 2009 09:09 as a reply to  @ Guineh's post |  #3245

And a happy Hallowthanksmasyear to you all!




  
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Dec 04, 2009 09:59 |  #3246

Funny story I heard last night. Guy said several years ago his company didn't want to have a "Christmas" party because they were concerned about offended Muslim and Jewish employees but they want to do something for the holidays. Their solution: a 'hawaiian' themed party including roast pig as the main entree...


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Dec 04, 2009 10:13 |  #3247

krb wrote in post #9133995 (external link)
Funny story I heard last night. Guy said several years ago his company didn't want to have a "Christmas" party because they were concerned about offended Muslim and Jewish employees but they want to do something for the holidays. Their solution: a 'hawaiian' themed party including roast pig as the main entree...

Tell me that is not true :-)


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Dec 04, 2009 10:21 |  #3248

krb wrote in post #9133995 (external link)
Funny story I heard last night. Guy said several years ago his company didn't want to have a "Christmas" party because they were concerned about offended Muslim and Jewish employees but they want to do something for the holidays. Their solution: a 'hawaiian' themed party including roast pig as the main entree...

Wow... just wow... I think that is probably far worse than any Christmas party would be.

But, it's pure comedic gold!


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Dec 04, 2009 10:32 |  #3249

Pure genius whoever thought that one up!


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Dec 04, 2009 12:07 |  #3250

krb wrote in post #9133995 (external link)
Funny story I heard last night. Guy said several years ago his company didn't want to have a "Christmas" party because they were concerned about offended Muslim and Jewish employees but they want to do something for the holidays. Their solution: a 'hawaiian' themed party including roast pig as the main entree...

Hey, what's wrong with a roast pig? Da kin ono stuff!! Mele Kalikimaka :)


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Dec 04, 2009 12:33 |  #3251

Robert16 wrote in post #9133457 (external link)
In the PC world of today Christmas would be banned.

Festivus for the Rest of Us... ;)


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Dec 04, 2009 12:49 |  #3252

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Hey, what's wrong with a roast pig? Da kin ono stuff!! Mele Kalikimaka :)

Not kosher ....


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Dec 04, 2009 15:38 |  #3253

20droger wrote in post #9135906 (external link)
Wrong hat. Floppy red one, not pointy white one.


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Dec 04, 2009 15:49 |  #3254

See? Pointy white hat!

As for the person speaking, well, he's back where he belongs.




  
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Dec 04, 2009 19:54 |  #3255

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Festivus for the Rest of Us... ;)

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