Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

SoccerRef wrote in post #9150877
SO, Have you heard from Tiger Yet???

Or ' Cheetah' as he is now known.

Robert16 wrote in post #9151219
Or ' Cheetah' as he is now known.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... Brilliant!

Heard on the radio today:

Tiger hits a tree and a whole bunch of women fall out of it.

It was on SNL

pennypue wrote in post #9153232
Heard on the radio today:

Tiger hits a tree and a whole bunch of women fall out of it.

My psychiatrist told me the solution to my obesity was threefold:

I must relieve the suppressions on my id;
I must bring my psyche into harmony with my libido; and
I must stop eating like a horse.

Aaagogo wrote in post #9154920
It was on SNL

Not where I heard it, unfortunately. I love that show, just on too late for me. I've gotten old.

20droger wrote in post #9157116
My psychiatrist told me the solution to my obesity was threefold:

I must relieve the suppressions on my id;
I must bring my psyche into harmony with my libido; and
I must stop eating like a horse.

I think your doctor would ignore the first and just say the last!:p

Never go to a doctor who also owns a mortuary. He's determined to get your money no matter what.

In a similar vein, never trust an accountant who drives a better car than you do, or a financial adviser who doesn't.

20droger wrote in post #9163856
Never go to a doctor who also owns a mortuary. He's determined to get your money no matter what.

It's also an unnerving thing when you look out the front door of a nursing home and see a cemetery across the street.

ryant35 wrote in post #9164418
It's also an unnerving thing when you look out the front door of a nursing home and see a cemetery across the street.

A local city has just that, to make it worse they have a sign
"Aged people cross here"

I've always wondered if they cross of their own accord......

What do you call a steer with two legs?


Lean Beef.

What do you call a steer with no legs?

Ground Beef.

Too bad this is a family forum. I once knew this joke about Beef Stroganoff.

ryant35 wrote in post #9164418
It's also an unnerving thing when you look out the front door of a nursing home and see a cemetery across the street.

Also under the heading of "Not a Big Confidence Booster"

Off the departure end of RWY 33 at Detroit City Airport is Mt Olivet cemetary.

Guineh wrote in post #9165980
Too bad this is a family forum. I once knew this joke about Beef Stroganoff.

good thing google isn't

thx for the lead!