Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

Guineh wrote in post #9201154
Ho Ho Uh oh.

IMO its sad that he's basically thrown his career into the toilet, though.

This is Tiger (or as he is now known, The Cheetah), he has thrown his career in the toilet, but he didn't flush. Wait 6 months and he'll pull it back out, shake the worst off, and everyone will do their best to forget what caused those stains.

Anyway, isn't it all a conspiracy to make us stop thinking about the economy, or the gulf war, or whether Santa is real, or something.

Sven-EOS wrote in post #9201240
Leave Tiger alone! Leave him aloooooooone!!

Oh, please don't summon that guy.

Citizensmith wrote in post #9201945
This is Tiger (or as he is now known, The Cheetah), he has thrown his career in the toilet, but he didn't flush.

Unortunately, Public Opinion seems to be very much like a Public Restroom where people forget to flush.

All the public has to to is push the handle or pull the chain.

Tiger is about as interesting as Jon and Kate.....they groom them for success and fame, but what really happens is Infamy and Shame.

What Tiger needs to do to patch things up with the wife is give her a big 'ol clunker of a diamond ring. The first ray of light to hit that thing will cause amnesia - like the flashy thing in the MIB movie. Worked for a certain NBA player.

Flo wrote in post #9202483
Tiger is about as interesting as Jon and Kate.....they groom them for success and fame, but what really happens is Infamy and Shame.

Tiger Woods IS the PGA TOUR and as they say, Absolute Power Corrupts, Absolutely.

Just another person who thinks the usual rules of decorum and decent living just don't apply to them.

Coincidently, this reminds me of the joke about <Insert Celebrity Here>

"What's <Celebrity>'s idea of Foreplay?"
"Hi, I'm <Celebrity>"

(I originally heard it as Ted Kennedy but it really works for any media whoring, spotlight sucking scum...)

Citizensmith wrote in post #9201945
This is Tiger (or as he is now known, The Cheetah), he has thrown his career in the toilet, but he didn't flush. Wait 6 months and he'll pull it back out, shake the worst off, and everyone will do their best to forget what caused those stains.

Anyway, isn't it all a conspiracy to make us stop thinking about the economy, or the gulf war, or whether Santa is real, or something.

Personally, I think there's a global conspiracy to make us think that everything is a conspiracy.

20droger wrote in post #9203373
Personally, I think there's a global conspiracy to make us think that everything is a conspiracy.

That sounds like a conspiracy to me.

OdiN1701 wrote in post #9203569
That sounds like a conspiracy to me.

Definitely tin foil hat time. But to contain the mess when someones head explodes trying to figure out if conspiracies are all a conspiracy and who is conspiring to confound us.

Won't somebody think of the children!

Knock knock.

tim wrote in post #9204210
Knock knock.

who's there?

k_wakasugi wrote in post #9204214
who's there?

It's not Tiger - new subject please, bring back the jokes!

tim wrote in post #9204275
It's not Tiger

*ba-dum-pshh*

What's the difference between a machine gun and Tiger's putter?

A machine gun could have stopped Tiger's wife from smashing his SUV.

ENOUGH!!