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Dec 15, 2009 20:18 |  #3361

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Ha! I'm not falling for that one again.


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Dec 15, 2009 20:22 |  #3362

*sigh*

My first thought was "Uh oh... POTN's allowing embedded movies? There goes the neighborhood."

Then I tried to click on it.

/facepalm =)


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Dec 15, 2009 21:25 |  #3363

alduin wrote in post #9205549 (external link)
/facepalm =)

You mean a face palm just like Tiger did when he saw his wife with his cell phone.

Oh crap, sorry. Umm. Yeah.


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Dec 15, 2009 21:44 |  #3364

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You mean a face palm just like Tiger did when he saw his wife with his cell phone.

Oh crap, sorry. Umm. Yeah.

Oh, no you di'nt...


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Dec 15, 2009 23:19 as a reply to  @ alduin's post |  #3365

Oh yes he did.




  
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Dec 16, 2009 03:26 |  #3366

A Scotsman phoned the dentist and detailed his symptoms. The dentist informed him that he needed an extraction and that it would cost $1800. Somewhat shocked at the price he asked the dentist to give him a breakdown of the costs:

  • Valium Muscle relaxant $200
  • Anaesthetic $200
  • Full pre op instrument sterilisation $100
  • 4 hours recuperation in the recovery suite $100
  • Dental nurse $300
  • Post procedure pain meds $200
  • 14 day post op check up $200
  • Extraction of tooth $500


Oh no the Scotsman said I don't need any of that extra stuff, just do the extraction for $500. The dentist was a little shocked and said that that would be most irregular not to mention painful, but the man insisted that the extraction was all he required. Eventually the dentist agreed to do the basic procedure for $500.

When would you like to come in for the procedure the dentist asked, I am not sure said the man, I will have to check, it's not for me, it's for the wife.

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Dec 16, 2009 06:41 |  #3367

Oi Neil - stop listening to me when I'm talking to my dentist!

Better not tell SWMBO this one - shes due for an extraction! :D


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Dec 16, 2009 07:49 |  #3368

neilwood32 wrote in post #9207824 (external link)
Oi Neil - stop listening to me when I'm talking to my dentist!

Better not tell SWMBO this one - shes due for an extraction! :D

Save the $500. A good pair of pliers and some leverage....




  
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Dec 16, 2009 07:59 as a reply to  @ 20droger's post |  #3369

Sven-EOS wrote in post #9205529 (external link)
Ha! I'm not falling for that one again.

*snort*


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Dec 16, 2009 08:02 |  #3370

neilwood32 wrote in post #9207824 (external link)
Better not tell SWMBO this one - shes due for an extraction! :D

I take it you're a Rumpole fan?




  
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Dec 16, 2009 08:09 as a reply to  @ 20droger's post |  #3371

Did you hear about the North Pole massacre? One of the reindeer got an Uzi and went completely postal! Something about about nobody saying his name right since that damned Rudolf showed up.

Go look it up. It's "Donder," not "Donner." Gene Autry started that "Donner" crap with that damned song.




  
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Dec 16, 2009 08:15 as a reply to  @ 20droger's post |  #3372

And speaking of reindeer, they certainly aren't very nice.

They laughed at poor Rudolf and refused to let him play games with them simply because he was different. They had no respect for him at all.

Until, of course, they needed him.

And the worst thing about it is that Santa permitted this.

What kind of a message is that for children?




  
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Dec 16, 2009 09:35 |  #3373

20droger wrote in post #9208183 (external link)
And speaking of reindeer, they certainly aren't very nice.

They laughed at poor Rudolf and refused to let him play games with them simply because he was different. They had no respect for him at all.

Until, of course, they needed him.

And the worst thing about it is that Santa permitted this.

What kind of a message is that for children?

Apparently not a good one that leaves life long scars if you're still hurt by it!!


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Dec 16, 2009 09:56 |  #3374

As for Rudolph has anyone heard this one?

http://www.youtube.com​/watch?v=iIdnYAkqSes (external link)

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Dec 16, 2009 10:33 |  #3375

20droger wrote in post #9208183 (external link)
And speaking of reindeer, they certainly aren't very nice.

They laughed at poor Rudolf and refused to let him play games with them simply because he was different. They had no respect for him at all.

Until, of course, they needed him.

And the worst thing about it is that Santa permitted this.

What kind of a message is that for children?

I'm surprised he didnt launch a lawsuit against S.Claus Enterprises for unfair working practises, discriminatory actions and mental anguish - could have netted a tidy $$$:lol:


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