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Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

 
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Sep 07, 2010 14:30 |  #3976

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Now, if they could do a movie with the opposite situation, "What Men Want"! :)

Yeah, but how will the theaters convince people to shell out $9 to see a 15 minute movie?


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Sep 07, 2010 15:35 |  #3977

alduin wrote in post #10866163 (external link)
Yeah, but how will the theaters convince people to shell out $9 to see a 15 minute movie?

bw!

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Sep 07, 2010 15:37 |  #3978

krepta wrote in post #10865829 (external link)
I have seen it. That was quite some years ago. I thought the idea was clever but the movie was meeh. Of course my mom and sister loved it and laughed hysterically while watching it. Now, if they could do a movie with the opposite situation, "What Men Want"! :)

Its called porn and sports.




  
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Sep 07, 2010 16:03 |  #3979

Granddad was reminiscing about the good old days.
"When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the corner store with a $1, & I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 pints of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, & 6 eggs".

Grandson "You can't do that now. Too many f@#&*n' security cameras."

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Sep 07, 2010 16:05 |  #3980

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Granddad was reminiscing about the good old days.
"When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the corner store with a $1, & I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 pints of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, & 6 eggs".

Grandson "You can't do that now. Too many f@#&*n' security cameras."

Best regards,
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:lol:

Sounds like something my 12 year old nephew would say. Not that he would steal things but that's the kind of humor he has.


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Sep 07, 2010 19:22 |  #3981

gonzogolf wrote in post #10866557 (external link)
Its called porn and sports.

I don't need sports.


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Sep 08, 2010 00:41 |  #3982

What about beer/


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Sep 08, 2010 09:37 |  #3983

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What about beer/

Beer and Porn? That would work for one of my former roommates....


And she overindulged in both as often as she could...

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Sep 08, 2010 09:50 |  #3984

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Bear? :) Was she a hunter, or..

Beer I have made the correction....

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Sep 08, 2010 09:52 |  #3985

WMS wrote in post #10871256 (external link)
Beer and Porn? That would work for one of my former roommates....


And she overindulged in both as often as she could...

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Sep 09, 2010 02:26 |  #3986

Not a joke per se, but a clever line:

If you can't be good... BE GOOD AT IT!


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Sep 09, 2010 04:26 |  #3987

bjordan wrote in post #10876609 (external link)
Not a joke per se, but a clever line:

If you can't be good... BE GOOD AT IT!

:lol:
Similar to the line "I'm going to live forever! or die trying"


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Sep 09, 2010 09:54 |  #3988

KCY wrote in post #10876880 (external link)
:lol:
Similar to the line "I'm going to live forever! or die trying"

Works for me.




  
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Sep 09, 2010 14:25 |  #3989

Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "Poor Hunter"


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Sep 09, 2010 17:42 |  #3990

Skip Souza wrote in post #10879735 (external link)
Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "Poor Hunter"

YOUZA!! I love it!! I think I'll post that over in the Peoples Republic Of Bezerkley!


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