Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

20droger wrote in post #11459242
What fairy? Nary a fairy in the story.

What would you call a cigar chomping angel?

hairy_moth wrote in post #11459318
What would you call a cigar chomping angel?

Well, I called him a class-C angel, not at the top in either quality or appearance, but a long way from the bottom.

Angels do come in classes, you know, with Michael and his cohorts at the top and Lucifer and his cohorts at the bottom.

But fairies (faeries in the old tongue) are a different thing altogether.

I may have missed this being post earlier.

Three people were interviewing for an assassin position with the CIA. The agent administering the interview handed the first candidate, a man, a gun and said your wife is on the other side of the door. To show that you have what it takes go through the door and shoot her. He took the gun, looked at it, then handed it back and said "I can't do it". The next candidate, another man, was told your wife is on the other side of this door to show us you have what it takes, take this gun and go in and shoot her. The man took the gun opened the door and went in. A few minutes later he came out, tears rolling down his cheeks and said "I just can't do it". The third candidate, a woman, was given the gun and told you're husband is on the other side of the door go in and shoot him so we know you have what it takes. She took the gun and went through the door. Moments later gun shots were heard and then a scuffle and banging. A few minutes passed and the woman came out, wiping the weat off her forehead and said "the gun was filled with blanks, so I had to beat him to death with a chair".

Radtech1 wrote in post #11458229
What do they call that same woman in Japan?
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Irene

that was a good one...

There's another reindeer that many people don't know about.
His name is Randolph and is Rudolphs younger brother.
Unlike Rudy, Randolph has a brown nose and runs at the back of the pack.
He runs as fast as the others, but just doesn't stop as quick.

Then there is Rudolph's cousin Leroy, the country Raindeer, I don't know if y'all is ready for this one, but here goes .....

http://Leroy

Wayne

WMS wrote in post #11461451
Then there is Rudolph's cousin Leroy, the country Raindeer, I don't know if y'all is ready for this one, but here goes .....

http://Leroy

Wayne

blocked due to copyright law, apparently.

philwillmedia wrote in post #11460582
There's another reindeer that many people don't know about.
His name is Randolph and is Rudolphs younger brother.
Unlike Rudy, Randolph has a brown nose and runs at the back of the pack.
He runs as fast as the others, but just doesn't stop as quick.

Best joke of the month so far

Bend The Light wrote in post #11461476
blocked due to copyright law, apparently.

It worked fine for me—unfortunately.

WMS wrote in post #11461451
Then there is Rudolph's cousin Leroy, the country Raindeer, I don't know if y'all is ready for this one, but here goes .....

http://Leroy

Wayne

20droger wrote in post #11462424
It worked fine for me—unfortunately.

Roger I did warn y'all didn't I?

Wayne

Then there's Santa selecting presents on Hollywood Boulevard, "Ho, ho, ho."

I laughed so hard at this I snarfed milk out my nose!

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WMS wrote in post #11461451
Then there is Rudolph's cousin Leroy, the country Raindeer, I don't know if y'all is ready for this one, but here goes .....

http://Leroy

Wayne

Don't know whether to run that in a loop for the office Christmas party or hope they block Youtube before then. I'm inclined to think the latter.

Bend The Light wrote in post #11461476
blocked due to copyright law, apparently.

I found this...
http://www.cmt.com …he-redneck-reindeer.jhtml