Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

tim wrote in post #14947332
You mean bloopers, I hope.

I presume he did.

Trouble is, some of those "quotes" are so old they have lichen growing on them. The kissing balls one was attributed to at least two golfer's wives that I have heard of...!

tim wrote in post #14947332
You mean bloopers, I hope.

Regional differences in dialects. Since he's from Mother England, his usage must be considered canonical. :{)#

Jon wrote in post #14948565
Regional differences in dialects. Since he's from Mother England, his usage must be considered canonical. :{)#

I consider almost no one's usage Canonical. I've heard far too much bad grammar and pronunciation from Brits.

wocher talkin abat, we speeks proper over ere

20droger wrote in post #14950493
I consider almost no one's usage Canonical. I've heard far too much bad grammar and pronunciation from Brits.

Ha ha ha...best joke on here so far. Love it!

20droger wrote in post #14950493
I consider almost no one's usage Canonical. I've heard far too much bad grammar and pronunciation from Brits.

My usage has been purely Canonical since buying my first FT...except for a short stint using Nikon on one particular project.

Ricardo222 wrote in post #14951873
My usage has been purely Canonical since buying my first FT...except for a short stint using Nikon on one particular project.

It ain't purely Canonical iff'n it's got a single Noink frame!!!

neil_r wrote in post #14950545
wocher talkin abat, we speeks proper over ere

Of course you do, especially those of you born and reared within the sound of Bow bells.

Yup! Those from Canturbury, Newquay, Manchester, Carlisle, and Soho are absolutely indistinguishable by speech.

20droger wrote in post #14952188
It ain't purely Canonical iff'n it's got a single Noink frame!!!

True! And anyway, I was exaggerating...I have also owned a Linhof 4x5 and a Zenza Bronica...both concurrently with the Canons! (The Bronica was a real workhorse!)

If Claudia Schiffer married Brains from the Thunderbirds, what would her new name be?
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Claudia Schiffer-Brains....(think about it)

Wage rise negotiations in a wealthy Southern California home ........

“Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.

The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did.”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did"

Wife: “So........... how much do you want?”

Neil, that was great.

Now that NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars, early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer or porn.

It is very clear that men are not from Mars.

So true.

Always remember, every second of every day somewhere out there an old lady is yelling "BINGO!"