Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

I decided to leave and go to California, so I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch, and I headed for the highway and began hitching. Within three minutes I got picked up by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand new cars. I climbed up the side of the cab and opened the door. The guy said, "I don't have much room up here, why don't you get into one of the cars out back." So I did. And he was really into picking people up because he picked up 19 more. We all had our own cars. Then he went 90 miles per hour and we all got speeding tickets.

interesting

This year for Halloween I saved lots of money on candy.

I put out a big bowl with a sign that said "Take just one." I just didn't put any candy in the bowl.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ thats not funny...just MEAN.

that's the house that gets tricked due to no treat

My dad's joke he has been telling probably since before I was born!

What's the difference between a phone box and a post box?
"I don't know"
No use sending you to post a letter then is there?

*rolls eyes* he must have had 100 bad dad jokes.

I was very shocked when my father in law (an orthopaedic consultant) told me his first joke.

"What is the difference between a condom and a coffin?"

"Not a lot, they both cover stiffs, only one is coming and the other is going"

neil_r wrote in post #15201283
I was very shocked when my father in law (an orthopaedic consultant) told me his first joke.

"What is the difference between a condom and a coffin?"

"Not a lot, they both cover stiffs, only one is coming and the other is going"

Most the surgeon tell dirty joke

The Penis Size Worldwide (Country)

x_tan wrote in post #15201535
The Penis Size Worldwide (Country)

Now I feel much more confident when going out to shoot with my Zuiko 21.

"Think we invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer's. This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won't remember what we used it for."

juanpafer wrote in post #15201769
Now I feel much more confident when going out to shoot with my Zuiko 21.

"Think we invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer's. This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won't remember what we used it for."

So marriage is like Alzheimer's. Because I don't remember what sex is like.

juanpafer wrote in post #15201769
Now I feel much more confident when going out to shoot with my Zuiko 21.

"Think we invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer's. This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won't remember what we used it for."

hqqns wrote in post #15202977
So marriage is like Alzheimer's. Because I don't remember what sex is like.

Ha ha ha,

The map also confirm where people are the Most gifted from.

So, I didn't totally waste time to watch those porn movies in those good old day

I wonder if they got the average sizes from the guys or their ex's?

^Just minus 3-5 inch if there were from guys self report
Plus 3-5 inch if there were from the ex

hqqns wrote in post #15202977
So marriage is like Alzheimer's. Because I don't remember what sex is like.

Speaking of Alzheimer's, I read a long time ago that certain nursing homes. Men wre given hot chocolate with viagra...to prevent them from rolling off the bed.

I know it's an oldie