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wannabegood Goldmember  1,709 posts Likes: 5 Joined Jan 2007 Location: Deep in the Heart of Texas More info | Nov 19, 2012 16:03 | #5401 My luck the cop would arrest me for calling him an ar** ho*e. Dale
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samsen Cream of the Crop  7,468 posts Likes: 239 Joined Apr 2006 Location: LA More info | Nov 19, 2012 16:10 | #5402 My Favorite Joke???? Weak retaliates,
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Tiberius Goldmember  2,556 posts Likes: 11 Joined Apr 2008 More info | Nov 19, 2012 21:12 | #5404 bsp wrote in post #15263790  Probably been posted here before, but a fave! Safeway = Convenience store (for those who never heard of it) How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?? . . . . . . (hint, take the 'S' out of 'Safe' and the 'F' out of 'Way') But there's no "F" in way! My photography website!PHOCAL PHOTOGRAPHY
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wannabegood Goldmember 1,709 posts Likes: 5 Joined Jan 2007 Location: Deep in the Heart of Texas More info | Nov 19, 2012 21:57 | #5405 Tiberius, you're exactly right...How do you get an elephant in Safeway? Dale
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hqqns When the frick did I get this new title and why?  More info | Nov 19, 2012 21:59 | #5406 What does DNA stand for? subby
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CameraMan Cream of the Crop  More info | Nov 19, 2012 23:55 | #5407 I'm kinda sad that the United States was 25th In math... But, hey, at least we're In the top 10! Photographer
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hqqns When the frick did I get this new title and why? More info | Nov 20, 2012 02:38 | #5408 CameraMan wrote in post #15266704 I'm kinda sad that the United States was 25th In math... But, hey, at least we're In the top 10! 
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casp3r Goldmember  More info | Nov 20, 2012 03:34 | #5409 I've got alcoholic constipation. http://www.mcarberyphoto.co.uk
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Canajun Goldmember  2,881 posts Likes: 3 Joined Dec 2008 Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha More info | Nov 20, 2012 07:10 | #5410 CameraMan wrote in post #15266704 I'm kinda sad that the United States was 25th In math... But, hey, at least we're In the top 10! As the saying goes, Jun.Roberto.Dizon.Gregorio
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bsp Goldmember  1,020 posts Likes: 8 Joined Jan 2008 Location: US / EU More info | Nov 20, 2012 07:41 | #5411 |
CameraMan Cream of the Crop More info | Nov 20, 2012 07:56 | #5412 I studied with the Maharishi Guru for a long time. I really didn't learn that much but one thing the Maharishi told me I'll never forget. It was 'ALWAYS...', no wait it was 'NEVER...', no wait it was 'ALWAYS TAKE A LITTER BAG IN YOUR CAR. IT DOESN'T TAKE UP MUCH ROOM, AND IF IT GETS FULL, YOU CAN TOSS IT OUT THE WINDOW. - Steve Martin Photographer
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bsp Goldmember 1,020 posts Likes: 8 Joined Jan 2008 Location: US / EU More info | Nov 20, 2012 09:20 | #5413 Not really a joke so much as a comment ... but my Dad always said it and still does every so often, with enough time in between to make you forget it is funny to hear! Brian
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Calicajun Goldmember  More info | Nov 20, 2012 10:48 | #5414 bsp wrote in post #15267827 Not really a joke so much as a comment ... but my Dad always said it and still does every so often, with enough time in between to make you forget it is funny to hear! When someone asks : 'Hey, ya know what?' He always replied : 'Yeah, but I don't know where he lives!'
Remember, Stressed spelled backward is Desserts.
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BendTheLight Cream of the Crop  6,098 posts Likes: 29 Joined Feb 2010 Location: Barnsley, UK More info | Nov 20, 2012 17:22 | #5415 |
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