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Nov 28, 2012 05:34 as a reply to @ post 15298858 | #5431

Boy Has Great Potential
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Nov 28, 2012 09:50 as a reply to @ Harm's post | #5433

x_tan, great photos, very funny.

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Nov 28, 2012 16:30 | #5434

^Just hope that wasn't him mum took the shot

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Nov 28, 2012 16:34 | #5435

Probably the Dad saying, "THAT'S MY BOY!" :lol:

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Nov 28, 2012 16:41 | #5436

Totally agree :-)
I would do the same

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Nov 29, 2012 00:06 as a reply to @ x_tan's post | #5437

Hmmmm. Round faces, big round eyes, must be anime mannikins.

No, wait! The boobs aren't big enough!

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Nov 29, 2012 03:02 as a reply to @ 20droger's post | #5438

Another Parenting / Birthday Cake Fails - Kids Watching in Horror :rolleyes:
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Nov 29, 2012 03:17 | #5439

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

"Robin, get in the car!"

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Nov 29, 2012 04:29 | #5440

lol - lame but too funny.

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Nov 29, 2012 04:32 | #5441

Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His glasses were smashed, he had a sprained wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently, she stood him up.

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Nov 29, 2012 04:35 as a reply to @ hqqns's post | #5442

Not sure if this has been posted either.. it was a common one at the time.

It's continually been my favorite joke, since it came out.

What was found in the pocket on Monicka Lewinsky's dress?

A wad of Bills! :lol: It's just soooo perfect!

edit: ^ALAN.. that's fantastic!!!!!!

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Nov 29, 2012 04:39 | #5443

My wife was away last weekend so I organised a threesome ....

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time :-)

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Nov 29, 2012 12:03 | #5444

I hope this hasn't been posted before...but this is my all time favorite joke.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of Course," replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

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Nov 29, 2012 12:16 as a reply to @ sophie's-mom's post | #5445

bw!

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