Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

How do you keep a person in suspense?

CJCMarquez wrote in post #15313756
How do you keep a person in suspense?

I'll let you know tomorrow!

.... I may have had to google that one.

20droger wrote in post #15313680
"QSL" is ham radio code for "I confirm receipt of your transmission." In more casual terms, "QSL good buddy" means "I get you, good buddy."

"73's from N6TNK" means "best wishes from N6TNK (his call sign)."

Remember, this was in response to an antenna joke.

Thank to all for giving an explanation of my response to the antenna joke.
:o I'm a little embarrassed at my error, guess my Morse Code is a little rusty. It should have read 73 de N6TNK, and "de" stands for from in Morse Code. Hey it been a while since I used code.:o

D. Vance wrote in post #15313762
I'll let you know tomorrow!

.... I may have had to google that one.

I was just going to refrain from responding if asked how. Haha

Calicajun wrote in post #15313782
Thank to all for giving an explanation of my response to the antenna joke.
:o I'm a little embarrassed at my error, guess my Morse Code is a little rusty. It should have read 73 de N6TNK, and "de" stands for from in Morse Code. Hey it been a while since I used code.:o

That explains a lot. Glad that you got it. Haha.

CJCMarquez wrote in post #15312801
^^^

Did any of you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The wedding was boring, but the reception was great!

I LOVE terrible, cheesy humor, and one of my go-to jokes a weddings if I need to break the ice a little is "Last week I shot a wedding for two AT&T employees. The ceremony was nice, but the reception was terrible". Usually gets a groan or two.

(And as a long-time AT&T customer, I feel perfectly justified, the only reason I'm still with them is that we're grandfathered into the unlimited data plan).

Bob is golfing with Jeff, his teenage grandson.

At the final hole, Jeff hits his tee shot and it lands several yards behind a tall tree.

Jeff looks at his ball and the tree thinking of his best option to get the ball to the green.

Bob tells his grandson that when he was his age, he landed in about the same spot and just hit the ball over the tree.

Trusting his grandfather, Jeff aims towards the tree and takes his shot.

The ball travels up, hits the tree, bounces back and lands a few feet from where he is standing.

Bob looks at his grandson and says....'Mind you, when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall'.

Grandpa wanted to win.

That's a very clever joke - love it!

Nice Ladies
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Try WHAT!
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Someone watching...
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NO WAY!!!
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixedit up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said ........ 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike but what you may have not heard is how the company is being divided up:

• The State Department has hired all the Twinkies,
  
• The Secret Service got all the HoHos,
  
• The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes,
  
• And the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress