Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

The last 2 jokes are prices less.

displaced texan wrote in post #15344509

Agreed!!

x_tan.. your posts/photos are killing me here!! Great stuff!

from the 'old files'.....

A couple of oldies from my Facebook Albums.

In a tragic turn of events, newlyweds Sarah Rhong and James Rhong were killed in an automobile accident when making a right-hand turn off an interstate highway. In a brief interview by the press an officer only gave a quick statement saying "The information we have at this point indicates that two Rhongs did not make a right"

Last month a new street was finished in a small mid-west town. In honor of the town's tradition this street was named after a famous actor. Earlier today the street was renamed from it's original title of Chuck Norris, to a generic street name. After multiple pedestrians were struck by car or mysterious illness while crossing the street in the past month, the town finally acknowledged the problem in a statement that mentioned how "Nobody has crossed Chuck Norris and lived"

James K. was recently arrested for murdering his wife Edith K.. Apparently he had bludgeoned his dearest to death after an argument over all the messy cakes he had been making over the past few days in the kitchen. James admitted to initially trying to kill Edith by pushing her into the oven where a cake was baking at the time, but there was not enough room for her to fit. He later admitted to police that apparently you cannot bake your cake and Edith too.

Groan, groan and groan!

CameraMan wrote in post #15346607
Groan, groan and groan!

Life lessons gone wrong...
At last week's AA meeting our newest member finally got the courage to stand up and introduce himself... He was very energetic and said "Hi, my name is Bob, and I am a battery"

A salt shaker goes into a gunshop to purchase a handgun... Upon exiting the shop with his newly purchased handgun he is immediately arrested by the police. Outraged the salt shaker demands an explanation... He was later charged with "a salt with a deadly weapon"

A sandwich walks into a bar...Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here"

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...Bartender says, "Alright, I'll serve you...but don't start anything!"

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

I LOVE CORNY JOKES, NATURE NUT!!!

The Perfect Couple.

A length of string walks into a bar. The bartender shouts, "GET OUT! We don't serve strings here!"

He walks out, ruffles his hair, puts himself through a loop of himself and walks back in.

The bartender says, "Hey! Weren't you the one whom I threw out a second ago?!"

And he says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."