Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

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Makes one consider the most likely possibility that the House members, as obviously lacking intelligence as they are, are still leagues ahead of their constituents. Scary, isn't it?

wannabegood wrote in post #16078262
Makes one consider the most likely possibility that the House members, as obviously lacking intelligence as they are, are still leagues ahead of their constituents. Scary, isn't it?

Not scary because its not true. I posted the snopes link, but it was removed.

No it is not true, it is a joke, satire, but it is sure believable given the track record and public statements of our officials.

Well, if we're going to get serious, why should we be surprised at what dumb things some congresspersons might have said when we have absolute historical on-the-record proof of what some relatively recent presidents and vice-presidents have said.

We get the government we deserve, which is why it's so screwed up.

Why are we talking about politics? This is a Joke thread... Oh... Okay... Now I get it!

For all of us fellow Grey Beards

They say that when you get older your memory is the very first thing to go!!!!!

And I forgot what the 2nd thing is.

FJRider wrote in post #16081756
For all of us fellow Grey Beards

They say that when you get older your memory is the very first thing to go!!!!!

And I forgot what the 2nd thing is.

Actually, the saying is that memory is the second thing to go. 'Tis the first that you forget.

20droger wrote in post #16081774
Actually, the saying is that memory is the second thing to go. 'Tis the first that you forget.

Yeah, He forgot how the joke went.

The Rope

There was 11 people hanging onto a rope on the underside of a helicopter. Ten men and one woman.

They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would BREAK and everyone would die.They couldnt decide who should go

So finally the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others. Because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children giving into men and not receiving anything in return.

When she finished speaking all the men clapped.

Never underestimate the power of a WOMAN!

snopes.com, now there's a good joke!

THE NAMING OF CANADA:

Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada.

"You know," said the first explorer, "we should name this vast forest we're hiking through."

"I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."

"Good idea," said the third explorer. "You go first."

"Okay," said the first explorer. "C, ay."

"My turn," said the second explorer. "N, ay."

Unfortunately, before the third explorer could choose a letter, a bear jumped out of the trees and killed and ate all three explorers. Eventually, some guy came along and named the country after his aunt.

Boo! Hiss!

20droger wrote in post #16090479
Boo! Hiss!

Ah, sorry. The surprise ending gave me a chuckle when I first read it.
Perhaps this one would be more of your taste: :p

One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin. 'Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman comments. David, in obvious pain, replies 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighbour-hood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I.' The Postman thinks a moment and says, 'How do you play WHO AM I?' Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is. The postman laughs and says, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.' 'Probably a good thing you did,' David responded. 'Your name came up 7 times.'!!!!!!!