Whats Your Favorite Joke? (Please don't report bad jokes)

BearLeeAlive wrote in post #17527928
It is kinda funny in itself that this joke gets repeated as much as it does.

You'd think there were no other jokes that were "TOTALLY unrelated to photography."

BearLeeAlive wrote in post #17527927
I will send Harm out to see you right away.

No, no. Don't do that. I'm not sure I could withstand his amorous advances.

I hang my head in shame, I don't visit here or any forum that often. I will go back into my hole.

Mdnewf wrote in post #17528154
I hang my head in shame, I don't visit here or any forum that often. I will go back into my hole.

Ahhh, relax, we have all put that joke in here one time or another....

BearLeeAlive wrote in post #17527927
You have a problem with that? Wanna step outside? I will send Harm out to see you right away.

don't send me to the desert!!

Harm wrote in post #17528173
Ahhh, relax, we have all put that joke in here one time or another....

More precisely, some of us have. I mean some of them.

Harm wrote in post #17528173
Ahhh, relax, we have all put that joke in here one time or another....

I haven't!

LV Moose wrote in post #17527969
No, no. Don't do that. I'm not sure I could withstand his amorous advances.

I hear you, when he batts those long and curlies.........

Mdnewf wrote in post #17528154
I hang my head in shame, I don't visit here or any forum that often. I will go back into my hole.

LOL.... 'tis okay, you can still play with us. We all got a good chuckle out of your post, which is what you intended, right?

Harm wrote in post #17528174
don't send me to the desert!!

I thought you weren't prone to melting, like us Canuckleheads.

Not saying that's old and stale but the first time I heard it was when William Henry Fox-Talbot told it to Louis Daguerre and me.

Jon wrote in post #17528465
Not saying that's old and stale but the first time I heard it was when William Henry Fox-Talbot told it to Louis Daguerre and me.

The way I heard it was, "The Custers were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, General Custer kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off to the Little Bighorn. The man should be here soon."

Jon wrote in post #17528465
Not saying that's old and stale but the first time I heard it was when William Henry Fox-Talbot told it to Louis Daguerre and me.

You must have been pretty darn young then.

An earlier joke reminded me of this one...

Somewhere in Louisiana...
After a day fishing at a lake near his house, Boudreaux is walking home carrying two big ol' fish in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. Naturally Boudreaux doesn't have one.

He says to the warden, "I didn't catch dese fishes, dey are my pets. Every day I come down to de lake and dey jump out de bucket and I let dem swim for awhile, an' when I whistles, dey jumps back in de bucket so we can go home."

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. Boudreaux turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me den watch," as he throws the fish back into the water.

The warden says, "Now whistle to your fish and show me that they will come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says with a smile, "What fish?"

I laughed about 1/3rd of the way though... then I looked at your avatar - and what the Title Fairy wrote you... and was laughing more... again looked at your Avatar and words and laughed more, and finally finished reading the joke and laughed more... ... all unrelated, but it was all funny... thank-you.

Oh gosh I love rum...

Mdnewf wrote in post #17528154
I hang my head in shame, I don't visit here or any forum that often. I will go back into my hole.

I haven't seen that joke

The Canucks hockey club just developed a new cologne for men... you put it on and the other guy scores!