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NullMember Goldmember 3,019 posts Likes: 1130 Joined Nov 2009 More info | Jan 20, 2017 05:34 | #7366  PermanentlySign in a Pet Shop
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BearLeeAlive All butt cheeks and string.  30,200 posts Likes: 70 Joined May 2005 Location: Calgary, AB More info | Jan 20, 2017 21:29 | #7367 Ian Mackie wrote in post #18250102  I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night. Or 'foreplay' as she likes to call it. For fun I think I will put on some protective gear, and tell this one to the wife. -JIM-
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rrblint Listen! .... do you smell something?  More info | Jan 20, 2017 21:31 | #7368 A dyslexic man walked into a bra. Mark
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Pippan Cream of the Crop  More info | What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do? Still waiting for the wisdom they promised would be worth getting old for.
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NullMember Goldmember 3,019 posts Likes: 1130 Joined Nov 2009 More info | Jan 21, 2017 04:56 | #7370 PermanentlyMy wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those pills that help you get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her some diet pills.
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Pippan Cream of the Crop More info | Chatting up the secretary, rather than the missus, might be ending a sentence with a proposition. Still waiting for the wisdom they promised would be worth getting old for.
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NullMember Goldmember 3,019 posts Likes: 1130 Joined Nov 2009 More info | Jan 22, 2017 05:01 | #7372 PermanentlyWhat do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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NullMember Goldmember 3,019 posts Likes: 1130 Joined Nov 2009 More info | Jan 23, 2017 05:31 | #7373 PermanentlyThe first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.
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BearLeeAlive All butt cheeks and string. 30,200 posts Likes: 70 Joined May 2005 Location: Calgary, AB More info | Jan 23, 2017 14:34 | #7374 john crossley wrote in post #18253079 The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves. Man, am I feeling daft in this thread lately, or what! I am trying to figure out what kind of appeal massive gloves would have. -JIM-
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Jan 23, 2017 14:41 | #7375 BearLeeAlive wrote in post #18253472 Man, am I feeling daft in this thread lately, or what! I am trying to figure out what kind of appeal massive gloves would have.  I assumed a bee keeper. _____________
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tim Light Bringer  51,010 posts Likes: 375 Joined Nov 2004 Location: Wellington, New Zealand More info | Jan 23, 2017 14:49 | #7376 BearLeeAlive wrote in post #18253472 Man, am I feeling daft in this thread lately, or what! I am trying to figure out what kind of appeal massive gloves would have. Cricket. Wicket keeper Professional wedding photographer, solution architect and general technical guy with multiple Amazon Web Services certifications.
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RoyMathers I am Spartacus!  43,850 posts Likes: 2915 Joined Dec 2006 Location: Hertfordshire, United Kingdom More info | Jan 23, 2017 14:52 | #7377 Football - goalkeeper.
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BearLeeAlive All butt cheeks and string. 30,200 posts Likes: 70 Joined May 2005 Location: Calgary, AB More info Post edited over 6 years ago by BearLeeAlive. (2 edits in all) | Jan 23, 2017 15:05 | #7378 tim wrote in post #18253497 Cricket. Wicket keeper[/URL]. I have never watched Cricket, not so popular over here. Roy Mathers wrote in post #18253501 Football - goalkeeper. You mean soccer then, right? -JIM-
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JWdlft Senior Member 336 posts Likes: 67 Joined Feb 2013 More info | Jan 23, 2017 15:30 | #7379 BearLeeAlive wrote in post #18253513 ... Okay, now I get the keeper part, but what the heck do massive gloves have to do with the joke? Soccer/football goalkeepers/goalies/keepers wear big gloves.
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NullMember Goldmember 3,019 posts Likes: 1130 Joined Nov 2009 More info | Jan 24, 2017 04:52 | #7380 PermanentlyA Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
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I have been chuckling at all the rest, so keep them coming. Still have not got up the nerve to repeat the erection pill one to my wife. 